Albumazar A comedy presented before the Kings Maiestie at Cambridge, the ninth of March. 1614. By the Gentlemen of Trinitie Colledge.
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Albumazar A comedy presented before the Kings Maiestie at Cambridge, the ninth of March. 1614. By the Gentlemen of Trinitie Colledge.
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Tomkis, Thomas, fl. 1604-1615.
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Act. 5.
Scoen. 1.
ALBVMAZAR. RONCA. FVRBO. HARPAX.
ALB.
HOw? not a single share of this great prize,That haue deseru'd the whole? was't not my plot,And paines, and you meere instruments and porters?Shall I haue nothing?
RON.
No, not a siluer spoone.
FVR.
Nor couer of a Trencher-salt.
HAR.
Nor Table-napkin▪
ALB.
Friends; we haue kept an honest trust and faith'Long time amongst vs▪ Breake not that sacred league,By raising ciuill theft▪ turne not your furie'Gainst your owne bowels. Rob your carefull Maister!Are you not asham'd?
RON.
'Tis our profession,As your's Astrologie. And in th'daies of old,Good morrow Theefe, as welcome was receiu'd,As now your Worship. 'Tis your owne instruction.
FVR.
The Spartans held it lawfull, and th'Arabians,So grew Arabia, Happy: Sparta, Valiant.
HAR.
The world's a Theater of Theft: great RiuersRob smaller Brookes; and them the Ocean.
AL.
Haue not I wean'd you vp from peti-larceny,Dangerous and poore? and nurst you to full strengthOf safe and gainefull theft? By rules of ArtAnd principles of cheating, made you as free
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From taking, as you went inuisible?And do yee thus requite mee? this the rewardFor all my watchfull care?
RO.
We are your schollers,Made by your helpe, and our owne aptnesse, ableTo instruct others. 'Tis the Trade wee liue by.You that are seruant to Diuine Astrologie,Do something worth her liuery. Cast Figures,Make Almanackes for all Meridians.
FVR.
Sell Perspicils, and Instruments of hearing,Turne Clownes to Gentlemen, Buzzards to Falcons,Cur-dogs to Grey-hounds, Kitchin-maids to Ladies.
HAR.
Discouer more new Stars, and vnknowne Planets:Vent them by dozens, stile them by the namesOf men that buy such ware. Take lawfull courses,Rather then beg.
AL.
Not keep your honest promise?
FVR.
Beleeue none, credit none: for in this CitieNo dwellers are, but Cheaters, and Cheateez.
AL.
You promist mee the greatest share.
RON.
Our promise!If honest men by Obligations,And instruments of Law, are hardly constrain'dT'obserue their word; Can wee, that make professionOf lawlesse courses, do't?
AL.
Amongst our selues.Faulcons that tyrannize o're weaker fowle,Hold peace with their owne feathers.
HA.
But when they counterVpon one quarrey, breake that league as wee do.
AL.
At least restoreth'ten pound in gold I lent you.
RON.
'Twas lent in an ill Second, worser Third,And lucklesse Fourth: 'tis lost, Albumazar.
FVR.
Saturne was in Ascension. MercuryWas then Combust when you deliuered it.'Twill neuer be restor'd.
RON.
Hali, Abenezra,Hiarcha, Brachman, Budda Babylonicus,And all the Chaldes and the Cabalists,Affirme that sad Aspect threat's losse of debts.
HAR.
Frame by your Azimut and Almicantarat,An engine like a Mace, whose qualitieOf strange retractiue vertue may recall
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Desperate debts, and with that vndoe Sergeants.
ALB.
Was euer man thus baited by's owne whelps?Giue mee a slender portion for a stockTo beginne Trade againe.
RON.
'Tis an ill courseAnd full of feares. This treasure hath inrich't vs,And giuen vs meanes to purchase, and liue quietOf th'fruite of dangers past. When I vs'd robbing,All blocks before me look't like Constables,And posts appear'd in shape of Gallowses.Therefore good Tutor take your pupils counsell:'Tis better beg then steale: Liue in poore clothes,Then hang in Sattin.
AL.
Villaines, I'le be reueng'd,And reueale all the businesse to a Iustice.
RON.
Do, if thou long'st to see thy owne Anatomie.
AL.
This treachery perswade's mee to turne honest.
FVR.
Search your Natiuitie: see if the FortunatesAnd Luminaries bee in a good Aspect.And thank vs for thy life. Had wee done well,We had cut thy throat e're this.
AL.
Albumazar,Trust not these Rogues; hence and reuenge.
RON.
Fellowes away, nere's company. Let's hence.
Exeunt.
ACT. 5. SCEN. 2.
CRICCA. PANDOLFO.
CR.
NOw Cricca, mask thy countenance in ioy,Speak welcome language of good newes, and moueThy Maister, whose desires are credulous,To beleeue what thou giu'st him. If thy designeLand at the Hauen 'tis bound for; then Lelio,Eugenio, and their Mistresses, are oblig'dBy oath, t'assure a state of forty poundsVpon thee for thy life.
PAN.
I long to knowHow my good Farmer speeds; how TrincaloHath bene receiu'd by Lelio.
CR.
Where shall I find him?What wee most seeke, still flies vs; what's auoided,Followes, or meetes vs full. I am embost
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With trotting all the streetes to finde Pandolfo,And blesse him with good newes.
PAN.
This haft of CriccaAbodes some good; doubtlesse my Trincalo,Receiued for Antonio, hath giuen me Flauia.Cricca?
CRI.
Neither in Pauls, at home, nor in th'Exchange?Nor where he vses to converse? hee's lost:And must be cried.
PAN.
Turne hither, Cricca: Cricca,See'st me not?
CRI.
Sir, the newes, and hast to tell it,Had almost blinded me. 'Tis so fortunate,I dare not powre it all at once vpon you,Least you should faint and swound away with ioy.Your transform'd Trincalo-
PAN.
What newes of him?
CR.
Entred as owner in Antonio's house-
PAN.
On.
CR.
Is acknowledg'd by his daughter Flauia,And Lelio, for their father.
PAN.
Quickly good Cricca!
CR.
And hath sent me in hast to bid you-
PAN.
What?
CR.
Come with your sonne Eugenio.-
PAN.
And then?
CR.
That he may be a witnesse of your marriage.But sir, I see no signes of so large gladnesseAs I expected, and this newes deseru'd.
PAN.
'Tis here, 'tis here, within. All outward symtomesAnd characters of ioy, are poore expressionsOf my great inward happinesse: my heart's full,And cannot vent the passions. Run Cricca, run,Run, as thou lou'st me, call Eugenio,And worke him to my purpose thou canst do it.Haste, call him instantly.
CR.
I flye sir.
ACT. 5. SCEN. 3.
PANDOLFO.
HOw shall I recompence this Astrologer?This great Albumazar? through whose learned hands,Fortune hath powr'd th'effect of my best wishes,And crown'd my hopes. Giue him this chaine? alas!
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'Tis a poore thankes, short by a thousand linkesOf his large merit. No, he must liue with me,And my sweet Flauia, at his ease and pleasure,Wanting for nothing. And this very nightI'le get a boy, and he erect a figureTo calculate his fortunes. So there's TrincaloAntoniated, or Antonio Intrinculate.
ACT. 5. SCEN. 4.
ANTONIO. PANDOLFO. LELIO. EVGENIO.
AN.
SIgnior Pandolfo! welcome.
LE.
Your seruant sir.
PAN.
Well met Antonio, my praiers and wishesHaue waited on you euer.
AN.
Thanks, deerest friend.To speake my dangers past, were to discourseOf dead men at a feast. Such sad relationsBecome not marriages. Sir, I am hereReturn'd to doe you seruice: where's your sonne?
PAN.
Hee'l wait vpon you presently.
EV.
Signior Antonio!Happily welcome.
AN.
Thankes Eugenio.How thinke you gentlemen? were it amisseTo call downe Flauia and Sulpitia,That what we do, may with a full consentBe entertain'd by all?
PAN.
'Tis well remembred.Eugenio, call your sister.
AN.
Lelio, call my daughter.
ACT. 5. SCEN. 5.
PANDOLFO. ANTONIO.
PA.
WIsely consider'd Trincalo: 'tis a faire prologueTo th' Comoedy ensuing. Now I confesseAlbumazar had equall power to change,And mend thy vnderstanding with thy body.Let me embrace and hugge thee for this seruice.'Tis a braue on-set: ah my sweet Trincalo!
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ANT.
How like you the beginning?
PAN.
'Tis o'th further sideAll expectation.
AN.
Was't not right? and spokenLike old Antonio?
PAN.
'Tis most admirable:Wer't he himselfe that spake, he could not better't.And for thy sake, I wish Antonio's shapeMay ever be thy house, and's wit thy Inne-mate.But wheres my plate, and cloath of siluer?
AN.
Safe.
PA.
They come: keep state, keep state, or al's discouer'd.
ACT. 5. SCEN. 6.
ANTO. PAND. EVG. LEL. FLA. SVLP.
AN.
EVgenio, Flauia, Lelio, and Sulpitia▪Marriages once confirm'd, and consummate,Admit of no repentance. Therefore 'tis fittingAll parties with full freedome speake their pleasure,Before it be too late.
PAN.
Good! excellent!
ANT.
Speake boldly therefore: do you willinglyGiue full authoritie, that what I decreeTouching these businesses, you'l all performe?
EVG.
I rest at your dispose: what you determine,With my best power I ratifie; and Sulpitia,I dare be bold to promise, sayes no lesse.
SVL.
What e're my father, brother, and your selfeShall thinke conuenient pleaseth me.
LE.
In this,As in all other seruice, I commit my selfeTo your commands; and so I hope, my sister.
FLA.
With all obedience: sir dispose of meAs of a child, that iudgeth nothing goodBut what you shall approue.
AN.
And you Pandolfo?
PAN.
I most of all. And, for I know the mindesOf youth are apt to promise, and as proneTo repent after; 'tis my advice they sweareT'obserue, without exception, your decree.
FLA.
Content.
SVL.
Content
PAN.
By all the powers that heareOathes, and raine vengeance vpon broken faith,
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I promise to confirme and ratifieYour sentence.
LE.
Sir, I sweare no lesse.
EV.
Nor I.
FLA.
The selfe-same oath binds me.
SVL.
And me the same.
PAN.
Now deare Antonio, all our expectationHangs at your mouth: None of vs can appealeFrom you to higher Courts.
AN.
First for preparatiue,Or slight Praeludium to the greater matches;I must intreate you that my ArmellinaBe match't with Trincalo. Two hundred crownesI giue her for her portion.
PAN.
'Tis done. Some reliquesOf his old Clownery, and dregges o'th Countrey,Dwell in him still: how carefull he prouidesFor himselfe first! Content. And more, I grant himA lease of twenty pounds a yeare.
ANT.
I thanke you.Gentlemen, since I feele my selfe much brokenWith age, and my late miseries, and too coldTo entertaine new heate; I freely yeeldSulpitia, whom I lou'd, to my sonne Lelio.
PAN.
How cunningly the Farmer hath providedT'obserue the semblance of Antonio's person,And keepe himselfe still free for Armellina!
AN.
Signior Pandolfo, y'are wise, and vnderstandHow ill hot appetites of vnbridled youthBecome gray haires. How graue and honourableWer't for your age to be inamoredWith the faire shape of vertue, and the gloryOf your fore-fathers! Then would you blush to thinkeHow by this dotage, and vnequall loue,You staine their honour, and your owne. Awake,Banish those wild affections; and by my exampleTurne t'your reposed selfe.
PAN.
To what purpose, pray yoSerues this long proaeme? on to th'sentence.
AN.
Sir,Conformitie of yeares, likenesse of manners,Are Gordian knots that bind vp matrimony.Now betwixt seuenty Winters, and sixteene,There's no proportion, nor least hope of loue.Fye, that a gentleman of your discretion,
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Crown'd with such reputation in your youth,Should in your Westerne dayes, loose th'good opinionOf all your friends; and run to th'open dangerOf closing the weake remnant of your dayesWith discontentment vnrecouerable.
PAN.
Wrack me no more: pray you let's heare the sentence.Note how the Asse would fright me, and indeereHis seruice; intimating, that his powerMay ouer-throw my hopes. Proceed to th'sentence.
AN.
These things consider'd, I bestow my daughterVpon your sonne Eugenio; whose constant loueWith his so modest carriage, hath deseru'd her.And, that you freeze not for a bed-fellow,I marry you with Patience.
PAN.
Trecherous villaine!Accursed Trincalo! Ile— But this no place,Hee's too well back't. But shortly when the dateOf his Antonioship's expir'd, revengeShall sweeten this disgrace.
AN.
Signior Pandolfo,When you recouer your selfe, lost desperatelyIn disproportion'd dotage, then you'l thanke meFor this great fauour: be not obstinate:Disquiet not your selfe.
PAN.
I thanke you sir.
ACT. 5. SCEN. 7.
PANDOLFO.
ANd that you freeze not for a bed-fellow,I marry you with Patience. Traiterous villaine!Is't not enough to wrong me, and betray me,But 't must be done with scoffes? accursed Trincalo!And me most miserable! that when I thoughtT'embrace yong Flauia, see her before my faceBestow'd vpon my sonne! my sonne my rivall!This is Eugenio's plot, and his friend Lelio's;Who, with my seruant Cricca, haue conspir'd,And suborn'd Trincalo to betray his master.
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Why doe I rage 'gainst any but my selfe,That haue committed such a serious businesseTo th'hands of a base clowne, and ignorant?I see mine error, but no meanes to helpe it.Onely the sweetnesse of reuenge is left me,Which I must execute: th'houres of's gentryAre now cleane spent. I'le home, and there attend him.
ACT. 5. SCEN. 8.
TRINCALO
drunke, but something recouered.
WElcome old trusty Trincalo, good Farmer welcome! giue me thy hand, wee must not part hereafter. Fye, what a trou∣ble 'tis to be out of a mans selfe! If gentlemen haue no pleasure but what I felt to day; a teame of horses shall not dragge me out of my profession. There's nothing amongst them but borrowing, com∣pounding for halfe their debts, and haue their purse cut for the rest, cosned by whores, frighted with husbands, wash't in wet hogges-heads, cheated of their clothes, and falling in cellars for conclusion.
ACT. 5. SCEN. 9.
PANDOLFO at the window. TRINCALO.
PAN.
O Pretious peece of villany! are you vnchang'd?How confident the rogue dares walke the streetes!
TRIN.
And then such quarrelling: neuer a sute I wore to day, but hath been soundly basted. Onely this faithfull Countrey case scap't fist-free; and bee it spoken in a good houre, was neuer beaten yet since it came from fulling!
PAN.
Tiff. toff. Base treacherous villaine! toff. toff. toff.
TRI.
Is this the recompence of my dayes worke?
PAN.
You marry me to patience? there's patience.And that you freeze not, there's warme patience,Shee's a good bed-fellow; haue patience.
TR.
You'l beat me out on't sir: how haue I wrong'd you?
PAN.
So, as deserues th'expression of my fury
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With th'cruelst tortures I can execute.
TRI.
You kill me sir.
PAN.
Haue patience.
TRI.
Pray you sir!
PAN.
Seeke not by humble penitence t'appease me.Nothing can satisfie.
TR.
Fare-well humilitie.Now am I beaten sober.
(takes away Pandolfo's staffe)
Shall age and weaknesse master my youth and strength?Now speake your pleasure: what's my fault?
PAN.
Dar'st denyThy owne act done before so many witnesses?Suborn'd by others, and betray my confidenceWith such a stony impudence?
TR.
I haue bin faithfullIn all you trusted me.
PAN.
To them; not me.O what a Proaeme stuft with graue advice,And learned counsaile, you could showre vpon meBefore the thunder of your deadly sentence!And giue away my Mistresse with a scoffe!
TR.
I giue your Mistresse?
PA.
Did'st not thou decreeContrary t'our compact, against my marriage?
TR.
Why when was I your iudge?
PA.
Iust now, here.
TR.
See your error!Then was I fast lock't in Antonio's Cellar:Where making vertue of necessitie,I drunke starke drunke; and waking, found my selfeCloth'd in this Farmers sute, as in the morning.
PAN.
Did'st not thou sweare t'enter Antonio's house,And giue me Flauia for my wife? and after,Before my owne face, gau'st her to my sonne?
TR.
Ha, ha, ha!
PA.
Canst thou deny't?
TR.
Ha, ha, ha!
Whilst Trincalo laughes, and fals the staffe, Pan∣dolfo recouers it, and beates him.
Haue you got mistresse Patience? ha, ha, ha!
PAN.
Is not this true?
TR.
Ha, ha!
PA.
Answere me.
TRI.
Ha, ha, ha wan!
PAN.
Was't not thus?
TRI.
I answere. First, I neuer was transform'd,But gul'd, as you were, by th'AstrologerAnd those that cal'd m'Antonio. To proue this true,The gentleman you spoke with, was Antonio,The right Antonio, safely return'd from Barbarie.
PA.
Oi me! what's this?
TR.
Truth it selfe.
PA.
Was't not thouThat gau'st the sentence?
TR.
Beleeue me no such matter:I nere was gentleman, nor otherwise
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Then what I am, vnlesse 'twere when I was drunke.
PAN.
How haue I beene deceiu'd! good TrincaloPardon mee. I haue wrong'd thee.
TR.
Pardon you?When you haue beaten mee to paste, good TrincaloPardon mee?
PAN.
I am sorry for't; excuse mee.
TRI.
I am sory I must excuse you. But I pardon you.
PAN.
Now tell mee where's the plate and cloath of siluer,The gold and iewels that th'AstrologerCommitted to thy keeping?
TRI.
What Plate, what iewels?Hee gaue mee none. But when he went to change mee,After a thousand circles and ceremonies,Hee bindes mee fast vpon a forme, and blindes meeWith a thick Table-napkin. Not long afterVnbinds my head and feete, and giues mee light:And then I plainely saw, that I saw nothing;The Parler was cleane swep't of all was in't.
PAN.
Ojh me? ojh me!
TR.
What ailes you? Sir, what ailes you?
PAN.
I am vndone, I haue lost my Loue, my plate,My whole estate, and with the rest my selfe.
TR.
Loose not your patience too. Leaue this lamenting,And lay the Towne; you may recouer it.
PAN.
'Tis to small purpose. In, and hold thy peace.
ACT. 5. SCEN. 10.
CRICCA. PANDOLFO.
CRI.
WHere shall I find my Maister to content himWith welcome newes? Hee's here; newes! newes!Newes of good fortune, ioy and happinesse!
PAN.
Cricca, my sadnesse is vncapableOf better tidings: I am vndone most miserable!
CR.
Offend not your good luck, y'are now more fortunateThen when you rose this morning: Bee merry, sir,Cheare vp your selfe, y'haue what you wisht, feare nothing.
PAN.
May bee Antonio newly repents himselfe,With purpose to restore my Flauia.
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Cricca, what is't? where's all this happinesse?
CR.
Lock't in Antonio's Closet.
PAN.
All alone?Sure that's my Flauia. Is not EugenioSuffred to enter?
CR.
Antonio keepes the key:No creature enter's but himselfe. Al's safeAnd shall be so restor'd.
PAN.
O my sweet Cricca!
CR.
And they that wrong'd you, most extremely sory,Ready to yeeld you any satisfaction.
PAN.
Is't possible they should so soone repent them?That iniur'd mee so lately? tell mee the mannerThat caus'd them see their errour.
CR.
I'le tell you, sir.Being iust now at old Antonio's house,One thunder's at th'back dore, enters, and pressesTo speake in priuate with yong Lelio;Was instantly admitted: And thinke you who?'Twas your Astrologer Albumazar.When hee had spoke a while; Lelio and AntonioIn hast command' mee fetch a Constable.
PAN.
How can this Story touch my happinesse?
CR.
I vp and downe throw slimie Ale-houses,Clowdie Tobacco-shops, and vapouring Tauernes:My mouth full of enquiry; At last found one▪
PAN.
What of all this? is't possible a ConstableConcernes my good?
CR.
And following my directions,Went to a Tippling-house, where wee tooke drinkingThree hansome fellowes with a great Chest; Attach't them,And brought all to Antonio.
PAN.
Well, what then?
CRI.
These were th'Astrologers intelligences.That rob'd you through th'South window.
PA.
I thought th'hadst spokenOf Flauia's restoring.
CRI.
I meane your plateAnd treasure; pray you, sir, is't not great happinesseTo re-obtaine three thousand pounds in valew,Desperately lost? and you still dote and dreameOf Flauia, who by your owne consentAnd oath is promis'd to your sonne Eugeni?
PA,
Forward.
CR.
Within this Chest Antonio found your Plate,Gold, Iewels, cloath of siluer, nothing perish't,
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But all safe lock't till you acknowledge it.And since Albumazar of his owne accordFreely confest, and safe restor'd your treasure:Since 'tis a day of Iubile and marriage;Antonio would entreate you to releaseAnd pardon the Astrologer: Thanking your fortuneThat hath restor'd you to your wealth, and selfe.Both which were lost i'th'foolish loue of Flauia.
PA.
Reason hath clear'd my sight, and drawne the vaileOf dotage that so dark't my vnderstanding.I clearely see the slau'ry of affections;And how vnsutable my declining yearesAre for the dawning youth of Flauia.Let the best ioies of Hymen compasse her,And her yong husband, my Eugenio,With full content. And since AlbumazarBy accident, caus'd all this happinesse;I freely pardon him, and his companions:And hast t'assist the marriages and feasts.
CRI.
Why now you shew your selfe a worthy Gentleman.
ACT. 5. SCEN. vit.
TRINCALO. CRICCA.
TRIN.
CRicca I ouer-heard your newes: all parts are pleas'd▪Except my selfe. Is there no newes for Trincalo?
CRIC.
Know'st it not? In, and see: AntonioHath giu'n thee Armellina with a portion,Two hundreth Crownes: and old Pandolfo boundBy oath t'assure thee twenty pounds a yeare,For three liues.
TR.
Haj!
CRI.
Come in.
TR.
I'le follow.
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