Albumazar A comedy presented before the Kings Maiestie at Cambridge, the ninth of March. 1614. By the Gentlemen of Trinitie Colledge.
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- Albumazar A comedy presented before the Kings Maiestie at Cambridge, the ninth of March. 1614. By the Gentlemen of Trinitie Colledge.
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- Tomkis, Thomas, fl. 1604-1615.
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- London :: Printed by Nicholas Okes for Walter Burre, and are to be sold at his shop, in Pauls Church-yard,
- 1615.
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Act. 2.
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HEE that saith I am not in loue, hee lies De cap à pe; For I am idle, choicely neate in my cloathes, valiant, and extreme witty: My meditations are loded with metaphors, and my songs sonnets: Not a one shakes his taile, but I sigh out a passion: thus do I to my Mistresse; but alas I kisse the dogge, and shee kicks mee. I neuer see a yong wanton Filly, but, say I, there goe's Armellina; nor a lusty strong Asse, but I remember my selfe, and sit downe to consider what a goodly race of Mules would inherit, if she were willing: onely I want vtterance, and that's a maine marke of loue too.
Trincalo. Trincalo.
O 'tis Armellina: now if she 〈◊〉〈◊〉 the wit to beginne, as I meane shee should, then will I confound her with complements
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drawne from the Plaies I see at the Fortune, and Red Bull, where I learne all the words I speake and vnderstand not.
Trincalo, what price beare's wheate, and Saffron, that your band's so stiffe and yellow? not a word? why Trincalo! what busi∣nesse in Towne? how do's all at Totnam? growne mute? What do you bring from the Country?
There 'tis. Now are my floud-gates drawne, and I'le sur∣round her. What haue I brought sweete bit of beauty? a hundreth thousand salutations o'th' elder house to your most illustrious Ho∣nour and Worship.
To me these Titles? is your basket full of nothing else?
Full of the fruites of loue, most resplendent Lady; a pre∣sent to your worthines from your worship's poore vassaile Trincalo.
My life on't, hee scrap't these complements from his Cart, the last Load hee carried for the Progresse. What ha you read that make you grow so eloquent?
Sweete Madame, I read nothing but the lines of your La∣diships countenance, and desire onely to kisse the skirts of your garment, if you vouchsafe mee not the happinesse of your white hands.
Come, giue's your basket and take it.
O sweete! now will I neuer wash my mouth after, nor breath but at my nosthrils, least I loose the tast of her fingers. Ar∣mellina, I must tell you a secret if you'le make much on't.
As it deseru's: what is't?
I loue you, deere morsell of modesty, I loue: and so truely, that I'le make you Mistres of my thoughts, Lady of my reuenewes, and commit all my moueables into your hands, that is, I giue you an earnest kisse in the high way of Matrimony.
Is this the end of all this businesse?
This is the end of all businesse, most beautifull, and most worthy to be most beautifull Lady.
Hence foole, hence.
Why now she knowes my meaning, let it worke: Shee put vp the fruite in her lappe, and threw away the basket: 'Tis a plaine signe, shee abhorr's the words, and embraces the mea∣ning: O lippes, no lippes, but leaues besmear'd with mel-dew!
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ô dew no dew, but drops of Hony combs! ô combs no combs, but fountaines full of teares! ô teares no teares, but—
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FLauia I kisse your hands.
Sulpitia I pray you pardon mee, I saw you not.
I faith you haue some fix't thoughts draw your eyes inward when you see not your friends before you.
True, and I thinke the same that trouble you.
Then 'tis the loue of a yong Gentleman, and bitter hatred of an old Dotard.
'Tis so, witnesse your brother Eugenio, and the rotten Kar∣case of Pandolfo. Had I a hundred hearts, I should want roome to entertaine his loue, and the other's hate.
I could say as much, were't not sinne ro slander the dead. Miserable wenches, how haue we offended our fathers, that they should make vs the price of their dotage, the medcine of their griefes, that haue more need of Physick our selues? I must bee frost-bitten with the cold of your Dads winter, that mine may thaw his old ice with the Spring of your sixteene. I thank my dead mother that left mee a womans will in her last Testament: That's all the weapons we poore girles can vse, and with that will I fight 'gainst father, friends, and kindred, and either enioy Lelio, or dye in the field in's quarrell.
Sulpitia, you are happy that can withstand your fortune with so merry a resolution.
Why? should I twine mine armes to cables, and sigh my soule to Aire? Sit vp all night like a Watching Candle, and distill my braines through my eye-lids? your brother loues mee, and I loue your brother; and where these two consent, I would faine see a third could hinder vs.
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Alas, our Sex is most wretched, nurst vp from infancie in continuall slauerie. No sooner able to pray for our selues, but they brayle and hudde vs so with sowre awe of parents, that wee dare not offer to bate at our owne desires. And whereas it becomes men to vent their amorous passions at their pleasure; wee poore soules must rake vp our affections in the ashes of a burnt heart, not daring to sigh, without excuse of the Spleene, or fit of the mother.
I plainely will professe my loue of Lelio, 'tis honest, chast, and staines not modesty. Shall I be married to Antonio, that hath beene a soust Sea-fish, this three months? and if hee bee aliue comes home with as many impaires, as a Hunting Gelding fal'n Pack-horse. No, no, I'le see him freeze to Christall first. In other things, good father, I am your most obedient daughter, but in this a pure wo∣man. 'Tis your part to offer, mine to refuse if I like not. Lelio's a hansome Gentleman, yong, fresh, rich, and well-fashioned, and him will Sulpitia haue, or dye a maide: And ifaith the temper of my bloud tel's me I was neuer borne to so cold a misfortune. Fye Flauia, fye wench, no more with teares and sighs, cheere vp, Eugenio to my knowledge loues you, and you shall haue him: I say you shall haue him.
I doubt not of his loue, but know no meanes, how hee dares worke against so great a Riuall: your father in a spleene may disin∣herite him.
And giue't to whom? has none but him and mee: What though he dote a while vpon your beauty; hee will not proue vnna∣turall to his sonne. Goe to your chamber: my Genius whispers in my eare, and sweares this night we shall enioy our loues, and with that hope fare-well.
Fare-well Sulpitia.
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Farewell good seruant, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I know not so much as his name! ten pound? this change is better then my birth: for in all the yeares of my yeomanry I could neuer yoke two crownes, and now I haue hearded ten faire twenty shil∣ling peeces. Now will I goe to this Astrologer, and hire him turne my Cart to a Caroch, my foure Iades to two paire of Dutch mares, my mistres Armellina to a Lady, my Plow-boy Dick to two guar∣ded foot-men: then will I hurry my selfe to the Mercers bookes, weare rich cloathes, be cal'd Tony by a great man, sell my lands, pay no debts, hate Citizens, and beate Sergeants: and when all failes, sneake out of Antonio with a two-peny looking-glasse, and turne as true Trincalo as euer.
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How kindly the good Gentlewoman vs'd me! with what respect and carefull tendernesse! Your worship sit had euer a sickly consti∣tution, and I feare much more now since your long travaile▪ as you loue me, off with these wet things, and put on the sute you left with me before you went to Barbary. Good sir neglect not your health: for vpon my experience there's nothing worse for the rheume, then to bee drench't in a musty hogshead. Pretty soule▪ such another speech would haue drawn off my legges and armes, as easily as hose and doublet. Had I been Trincalo I'de haue sworne th'had cheated. But fy! 'tis base and clownish to suspect, and a gentlewomans free∣nesse to part with a cast sute. Now to the businesse. I'le in to my owne house, and first bestow Armellina vpon Trincalo, then try what can bee done for Pandolfo: for 'tis a rule I wont t'obserue. First doe your own affaires, and next your masters. This word master makes me doubt I am not chang'd as I should be. But al's one, I'le venter, and doe something worthy Antonio's name while I haue it.
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WElcome old trusty Trincalo, good Farmer welcome! giue me thy hand, wee must not part hereafter. Fye, what a trou∣ble 'tis to be out of a mans selfe! If gentlemen haue no pleasure but what I felt to day; a teame of horses shall not dragge me out of my profession. There's nothing amongst them but borrowing, com∣pounding for halfe their debts, and haue their purse cut for the rest, cosned by whores, frighted with husbands, wash't in wet hogges-heads, cheated of their clothes, and falling in cellars for conclusion.
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And then such quarrelling: neuer a sute I wore to day, but hath been soundly basted. Onely this faithfull Countrey case scap't fist-free; and bee it spoken in a good houre, was neuer beaten yet since it came from fulling!