The beau's academy, or, The modern and genteel way of wooing and complementing after the most courtly manner in which is drawn to the life, the deportment of most accomplished lovers, the mode of their courtly entertainments, the charms of their persuasive language in their addresses or more secret dispatches, to which are added poems, songs, letters of love and others : proverbs, riddles, jests, posies, devices, with variety of pastimes and diversions as cross-purposes, the lovers alphabet &c. also a dictionary for making rhimes, four hundred and fifty delightful questions with their several answers together with a new invented art of logick : so plain and easie that the meanest capacity may in a short time attain to a perfection of arguing and disputing.

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The beau's academy, or, The modern and genteel way of wooing and complementing after the most courtly manner in which is drawn to the life, the deportment of most accomplished lovers, the mode of their courtly entertainments, the charms of their persuasive language in their addresses or more secret dispatches, to which are added poems, songs, letters of love and others : proverbs, riddles, jests, posies, devices, with variety of pastimes and diversions as cross-purposes, the lovers alphabet &c. also a dictionary for making rhimes, four hundred and fifty delightful questions with their several answers together with a new invented art of logick : so plain and easie that the meanest capacity may in a short time attain to a perfection of arguing and disputing.
Author
Phillips, Edward, 1630-1696?
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London :: Printed for O. B. and sold by John Sprint at the Bell in Little-Britain,
1699.
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Subject terms
Courtship -- England -- Early works to 1800.
Logic -- Early works to 1800.
Epithets -- Early works to 1800.
Letter writing -- Early works to 1800.
English language -- Rhyme -- Early works to 1800.
Questions and answers -- Early works to 1800.
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"The beau's academy, or, The modern and genteel way of wooing and complementing after the most courtly manner in which is drawn to the life, the deportment of most accomplished lovers, the mode of their courtly entertainments, the charms of their persuasive language in their addresses or more secret dispatches, to which are added poems, songs, letters of love and others : proverbs, riddles, jests, posies, devices, with variety of pastimes and diversions as cross-purposes, the lovers alphabet &c. also a dictionary for making rhimes, four hundred and fifty delightful questions with their several answers together with a new invented art of logick : so plain and easie that the meanest capacity may in a short time attain to a perfection of arguing and disputing." In the digital collection Early English Books Online 2. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/B09731.0001.001. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed May 7, 2024.

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Addresses of Salutation.

Save you fair Lady, all health and your own wishes be upon you.

All the toys the Gods delight in, wait on you, fairest.

Ans. Sir, I should be ungrateful not to wish you a share in them.

By your leave Lady, may my boldness prove pardonable.

Good morrow to you Sir, to meet you was a happiness that I did not dream of. But tell me how it is with you?

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Well, Sir, at present, and I hope always shall be so, to do you service.

Save you Sir, you are most fortunately met.

Lady, The pleasure of this sweet morning attend you.

On her Face.

You are the beauty without parallel; in your Face all the Graces, and in your Mind all the Vertues are met: he that looks upon your mild Aspect, were it the most savage crea∣ture, would derive a new Nature from your Beauty.

On her Eyes and Lips.

That Eye was Juno's, those Lips were once the Queen of Loves, that Virgin Blush was Diana's: Thus, Madam, You have a Donative from every Deity.

On her Beauty.

Apollo hath given you his orient Brightness; Venus her curious Shape; Jupiter his high and stately Forehead; the God of Eloquence his flowing Speech: and all the Female Deities have show'd their Bounties and Beauties on your Face.

On her Hair.

Her Hair is like the Beams that adorn Apollo's head.

Her Locks

Soft as new spun Silk, curling with such a natural wanton∣ness, as if they strove to delight the Fancy of her that wears them.

Her Forehead

Made a stately prospect, and show'd like a fair Castle com∣manding some goodly Countrey.

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Her Face

So full of majesty, that Aurora blushes to see a countenance brighter then her own. Her Face is full of Sun-shine.

Her Looks

Have more entertainment then all the vain pomp which the Persians ever taught the world.

Her Eyes

Dart Lightning through the Air. The Stars borrow new light from your more radiant Eyes. They are able to grace the Heavens, and beautifie the Skie in the clearest night. They are Natures richest Diamonds set in foils of polisht Ivory.

Her Smiles

Are so graceful and full of comfort, that with them she is able to revive a dying Lover.

Her Cheeks

Shew like Lawn spread upon Roses. Nature painted the colour thereof in the most glorious Tulips. They are slips of Paradise, not to be gather'd but wondred at.

Her Breath

So sweet, that the Arabian Odours seem to borrow their excellency from thence. It expires more sweet Odours then issu'd from the palm-trees in Paradise.

Her Lips

Are like the full ripe Cherry, which when they open, dis∣cover a treasury greater then that of the Indian Ivory.

Her Chin

Shews Ilke a piece of pure and polisht Chrystal, which the God of Love delights to uphold with his soft hand.

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Her Tongue

Is tipt with such a fire and powerful art, as might tame the most rebellious spirit.

Her Brow

Is Cupids Bow, most sweetly bent, to shoot his Darts against every heart.

Her Neck

Of such a whiteness as exceeds the unsull'd Snow.

Her Words

Invade the weakned senses, and overcome the heart.

Her Voice

So charming, that it hath power to do more then ever Spi∣rits or Orpheus did; should the holy Church-men use it, it would tie up the nightly, without the addition of more ex∣orcism.

Her Arms

Are fit to embrace a King.

Her Hands

Soft and smooth, the violet Veins whereof run along like Mines of Turkoeses.

Her Breasts

Are two mountains of pure Snow, from the two Fountains whereof, Cupid himself sucks Nectar.

Briefly, in the Abstract of her Self.

She comprehends whatsoever can be imagin'd, or wish'd for in the Idea of a Woman; She is so heavenly a piece, that when Nature had wrought her, she lost her needle, like one that never hop'd to work again any so fair and lively a crea∣ture.

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