The vvooing maid, or A faire maid neglected, forlorne and reiected, that would be respected: which to have effected, this generall summon she sendeth in common, come Tinker, come Broomman, she will refuse no man. To the tune of, Il'be the dad out.
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The vvooing maid, or A faire maid neglected, forlorne and reiected, that would be respected: which to have effected, this generall summon she sendeth in common, come Tinker, come Broomman, she will refuse no man. To the tune of, Il'be the dad out.
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M. P. (Martin Parker), d. 1656?
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Printed at London :: For Thomas Lambert, at the signe of the Hors-shoo in Smithfield,
[1635?]
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Ballads, English -- 17th century.
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"The vvooing maid, or A faire maid neglected, forlorne and reiected, that would be respected: which to have effected, this generall summon she sendeth in common, come Tinker, come Broomman, she will refuse no man. To the tune of, Il'be the dad out." In the digital collection Early English Books Online 2. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/B00526.0001.001. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed May 16, 2024.
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The wooing Maid, OR
A faire maid neglected,Forlorne and reiected,That would be respected:Which to have effected,This generall SummonShe sendeth in common,Come Tinker, come Broomman,She will refuse no man.
To the tune of, Is'be the dad ont.
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I Am a faire Maidif my glasse doe not flatter,Yet by the effectsI can find no such matter:For euery one elsecan haue Suters great plenty,Most marry at fourtéene,but I am past twenty.
Come gentle, come simple,come foolish, come witty,O if you lack a maid,take me for pitty.
I sée by experience,which makes me to wonder,That many haue Swéetheartsat fiftéene, and vnder,And if they passe sixtéenthey think their time wasted,O what shall become of me,I am out-casted:
Come gentle, come simple,come foolish, come witty,O if you lack a maid,take me for pitty.
I vse all the motiuesmy sex will permit me,To put men in mind,that they may not forget me:Nay sometimes I setmy commission o'th tenters,Yet let me doe what I willneuer a man venters.
Come gentle, come simple,come foolish, come witty,O if you lack a maidtake me for pitty.
When I goe to weddings,or such merry méetings,I sée other maidshow they toy with their swée∣tings,But I 〈◊〉〈◊〉 alonelike an abiect forsaken,Woe's me for a husbandwhat course shall be taken?
Come gentle, come simple,come foolish, come witty,O if you lack a maidtake me for pitty.
When others to dancingare courteously chosen,I am the last takenamong the halfe dozen,And yet among twentynot one can excell me:What shall I doe in this case,some good man tell me.
Come gentle, come simple,come foolish, come witty,O if you lack a maidtake me for pitty.
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The second part
To the same tune.
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TIs said that one weddingproduceth another,This I haue heard toldby my father and mother:Before one shall scape me,Ile goe without bidding,O that I could find outsome fortunate wedding.
Come gentle, come simple,come foolish, come witty,O if you lack a maidtake me for pitty.
Sure I am vnfortunateof all my kindred,Else could not my happinessebe so long hindred:My mother at eightéenehad two sons and a daughter,And I'm one and twenty,not worth looking after.
Come gentle, &c.
My sister that's nothingso handsome as I am,Had sixe or seuen Suters,and she did deny them:Yet she before sixtéenewas luckily marry'd,O Fates, why are thingsso vnequally carry'd?
Come gentle, &c.
My kinswoman Sislyin all parts mis-shapen,Yet she on a husbandby fortune did happen,Before she was ninetéeneyears old (at the furthest)Among all my Linageam I the vnworthiest.
Come gentle, &c.
There are almost fortyboth poorer and yonger,Within few yeares marry'd,(yet I must stay longer)Within foure miles compasse,O is't not a wonder,Scant none aboue twenty,some s••••téene, some vnder.
Come gentle, &c.
I hold my selfe equallwith most in the parish,For feature, for parts,and what chiefly doth cherish,The fire of affection,which is store of money,And yet there is no manwill set loue vpon me.
Come gentle, come simple,come foolish, come witty,O let me not die a maid,take me for pitty.
Who euer he bethat will ease my affliction,And cast vpon mean auspicious affectionsShall find me tractablestill to content him,That he of his bargaineshall neuer repent him.
Come gentle, &c.
Ile neither be giuento scold nor be iealous,He nere shall want money,to drink with good fellows▪While he spends abroad,I at home will be sauing,Now iudge, am not I a Lassewell worth the hauing?
Come gentle, &c.
Let none be offended,nor say I'm vnciuill,For I néeds must haue one,be he good or euill:Nay rather then faileIle haue a Tinker or Broom-man,A Pedler, an Inkman,a Mat man, or some man,
Come gentle, come simple,come foolish, come witty,O let me not die a maid,take me for pitty,
M.P.
FINIS.
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