for his Furniture; and except they meet with an honest Law∣yer, which is somewhat difficult to be found, they'll at last be as much the better, as if they had spent their time in so∣liciting a Courtier for a Place, without a Peny in their Pockets.
The 25th. of this Month will be a Day of great Jollity a∣mong the serviceable Fraternity of Shooemakers, in honour of the fam'd Memory of Crispin: More bak'd Legs of Beef, and boil'd Buttocks, will be devour'd by 'em about Noon, than Gammons of Bacon in a whole Easter Week, or Surloins of Roast Beef upon a Christmas-Day. Great Drinking, Playing and Wrangling at Shovel-board and All-Fours till Ten at Night, and many bloody Noses given when Drunk, in contending who Cuts-out truest, Sows quickest, and makes the best Work: Loud Peals rung about Eleven by their Wives, for 'em to come home to Bed; and great Repentance next Morning, with aking Heads, for their over-nights Drunkenness.
On the 30th. my Lord-Mayor's Horse will carry his Master into his May'ralty; in which being once seated, twenty stronger Horses than ever drew against Sampson, can't pull him out till that Day Twelve-month: The Triumphs of the City will be display'd with as much Splendor as the City Poet and Painter, by laying their Heads together, are able to Project: Abun∣dance of very fine rich Lacker'd Past-board pieces of Pagean∣try, will be carry'd upon Mens Heads, more gloriously adorn'd than a Country Milk-Pail on a May-Day. Truth and Justice perhaps may be represented by a couple of Black-Fryars Bum∣sitters; an old blind Bag-Piper, with his Rags hid under a Tin∣sey-Gown, truss'd up into an Apollo, Bells ringing, Dogs bark∣ing, Guns roaring, and Mob shouting, will add much Confu∣sion to the Solemnity of the Day, which will be merrily con∣cluded with Gluttonous Eating, inebrious Drinking, the Song of Four and Twenty Fidlers, a Nap after Supper, and so Good Night to ye.