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ACT V. Trulove and Wildman meeting.
ONce more well met, I've been getting the Writings. Oh! I see you're likewise in Possession, you have lost no more time then my self.
Not a minute. Delays in these Cases are as dangerous as Diligence necessary. Had I not been assiduous, the Rogue might have relaps'd into Villany, and been true to his Trust— But now for my Spouse to be, methinks I would soon put an end to this same Affair; for I shall ne'er think her secure till I have her in the Lash of Matrimony; besides, Faith, I long to give the poor Rogue some hearty Proof of my Affection.
Somewhat too I have resolv'd, which makes me uneasie till it be put in Execution.
How, you!— Why, you have been so long us'd to dance Atten∣dance, I dare have sworn you'd have serv'd your full time, without repining, to have been made Free of the Corporation.
You're wide, Sir, you're wide.
Or rather short, I believe; for you Archers of the Honourable Con∣fraternity of blind Cupid, have such damn'd long marks, that we poor Bow-men can't reach within a Score of your Butts—
Troth, like enough.
But here comes my Snow-ball rouling to way. Wou'd to Chance she'd pick me up in her Passage, I'd thaw her with a Vengence, or she should freeze me to her.
Your Servant, Gentlemen, how is't with ye since the last Surprize?
Gentlemen, sure I'm deaf, or she's dim-sighted.
As with a hungry Guest, when Dinner's on the Table, that curses the grateless Chaplain for being out of the way, Madam.
O! Sir, 'tis but a short Collation of cold Meat; and there needs not so much Ceremony for that.
I know that, if I had but the Courage to fall on; but there's such a damn'd many little Bones in the Pye, I'm affraid of being choak'd.
Therefore chew well before you swallow for good and all, Sir; Ha, ha, ha.
Chew, what, Madam? Oons! I'm none of your Camelions, to feed upon the Cud of a Wind-cholick Air.
But, by way of Pastime, you might stand a little, and bite on the Bitt—
Like a Horse, and break my Teeth like an Ass— Consolation and Preferment in abundance! Trepan my Pericranium— Madam, since you have no other Employment for me, than as a Post to fix your Jests on, I think I may, without Incivility, make bold to retire.
Bless me, Sir, why so hasty? Why, this is Volunteer-like; serve till you're on the Point of Promotion, and then quit your Post.