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ACT III. SCENE Continues.
NAY, nay, never hang back for the matter, but come along. What, do'st think it reasonable we two should fast, when all the rest are a feasting? If this be the Conscience of a Chambermaid—
And that the Fasting of a Foreman! Deliver us from a Conjunction! Bless me! Why, what have you got there? A Shoulder of Mutton?
Pho, pox, no; this is but a Sippit i'th' Pan to stay my Stomach, till that Covey of Cormorants within will give me leave to feed to the purpose. But now I have so relishing a Bit before me, I may ven∣ture to leave this—
Stand off, Greasie-chops, and find somewhat else to stay your Sto∣mach with then—
What? Then a Chop of Mutton? Why, 'tis the Staple Dish, the Cob∣ler feeds as well on that as the Czar. Ah, a Hind-Quarter of Young Mutton for my Money.
Ay, ay, for your Money, and enough too. I believe your whole Estate will scarce purchase the Carcase; but if ever you have me for better for worse, such course Fare as that will never serve turn.
Sfoot, what woud'st have? A Phoenix stew'd in Nectar, Phenicoptero's Tongues, Ortolan's Brains, or any such Kickshaw. Speak but the word there, thine.
No, no; I have enough for one while, with your Chop of Mutton, as you call it.
A Chambermaid and satisfy'd! Nay, then Larks will be good cheap; but tho thou'rt so reasonable, yet I'm bound in honour to—
Stand off, I say, Pepper and Ginger, or I'll call my Master, and have you infus'd in a Hog-trough, where you may cool your Courage as you feed to the purpose.
Why, you proud Minx; do you make a Bore of me?
Why truly, your Snout and Grunting would somewhat incline me, did not your long Ears and shallow Brains convince me that you're of another Species.
Y'abusive Jade, these Brains that you call shallow; shall, if you please, produce a Masterpiece, and make thee shine in Silk and Sattin, Jinny.
O rare Jonathan!
O true Woman! Who for two or three Nonsensical Bombastick gingling Rhimes, will bestow on a grunting Swine-snouted, long-eard, shallow-brain'd Beast of a Beau, the Epithet to Ben Johnson.
Igad, an you go on at this rate, I shall rather esteem you a Down∣right Wit, than a Citizen's Foreman.
T'other such word, and Empires, they are thine. Hang petty Lordships, I'm for Kingdoms vast. I say, within this Pouch lie Keys that lock more Riches up, than Craesus e're possess'd.