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The Last Words and Sayings OF THE TRUE-PROTESTANT ELM-BOARD, Which Lately Suffer'd Martyrdom in Smithfield, and now in Southwark: TOGETHER WITH A TRUE RELATION OF A Conference between Dr. B—, and the said Board.
Christian Reader,
THis Board was Born in the Parish of Barn-Elms, of a very Antient Stock, and growing up in Years, was preferred to the Service of Sh. B—l in the nature of a Dresser-Board, in whose Kitchen he past his days in ease and quietness, free from the Burthen and Oppression of many Dishes, and such like Popish and Antichristian Ceremonies; but this happiness was too great to continue, for the Cheapness of Victuals soon invited his Master into the York-shire Climate, so that he was forthwith exposed to the Malice of a Popishly-Affected Cook-Maid, who boyling some Holy-Water for a Crop-sick Catholick, most inhumanely placed the red-hot Skillet upon him, which Barbarous Action could not but extort from him most hideous Groans and Howlings, all which notwithstanding, he firmly adhered to his first principles, and chose rather to be Martyr'd in Smithfield, than to dwell in a Popish Gluttonous Kitchen, tho' exposed to the Rage and Fury of Merry-Andrews, Jack-Puddings, red-hot Irons, and Toreys.
The Reverend Scot, Dr. B—, so Remarkable for disturbing the Sick, no sooner heard of the Torments and bitter Agonies of his Be∣loved Board in the Lord, but he made hast to give him some crums of Christian Consolation, before he departed this Life, by which he might