London drollery, or, The wits academy being a select collection of the newest songs, lampoons, and airs alamode : with several other most ingenious peices [sic] of railery, never before published / by W.H.
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- London drollery, or, The wits academy being a select collection of the newest songs, lampoons, and airs alamode : with several other most ingenious peices [sic] of railery, never before published / by W.H.
- Author
- Hicks, William, fl. 1671.
- Publication
- London :: Printed by F. Eglesfield ...,
- 1673.
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- Subject terms
- Songs, English -- Texts.
- English wit and humor.
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"London drollery, or, The wits academy being a select collection of the newest songs, lampoons, and airs alamode : with several other most ingenious peices [sic] of railery, never before published / by W.H." In the digital collection Early English Books Online 2. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/A43693.0001.001. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed June 15, 2024.
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Page 92
These men in Scarlet, that you plainly see,
Have been in highest place of Majesty;
The other Purple Gowns that do appear,
Are like to wear my Staff another year.
The Streets that you do pass on either hand,
Are sweetly flowr'd with Gravel and with Sand.
The Conduit at the Cross, if you mark well,
Is newly painted, you may know by th' smell:
The place against it, is the place where I
Do sit in all my Pomp and Dignity:
Whilst I do Justice, be it Right or Wrong,
Unto the Rich or Poor, the Old or Young.
St. Peter's Church, where I am often seen,
Stands near unto it, but a House between;
Where ev'ry Sunday unto my poor Power,
Sleeping and waking, I do spend an hour.
Your Grace may see our Houses have been spunging,
And your Neat Wine shall be without much blunging.
But in this one thing pray by me be rul'd,
Do not drink of it unless you find it mull'd:
But if you see't look blew on either side,
Then to't; I wis you need no other Guide.
Our Towns not rich, yet God be thanked,
With no small Charge we have procur'd a Banquet,
Four pounds it cost, besides I am afraid
The Carriage of it down is yet unpaid:
If you had come to Dinner, without boast,
You should have eat with me no worse than Roast.
Page 93
For though I say't, I would have let you loose
Unto the flank of a fat butter'd Goose.
A Cup of Gold unto Your Grace I'll bring,
I hope You'l give to us some better thing.
For I'll besworn that it goes near my heart,
When from so many Goldings I did part:
But much good d'it ye, we will ne'er repent;
Since they are gone, they might on worse be spent.
Some say of me you mean to make a Knight;
Nay rather take a Halter and hang me quite;
That it may ne'er be said, it came to pass,
That it bestowed was on Balaam's Ass:
Therefore I humbly crave I may go free,
And give it to the Mayor of some City.
Thus from my speech abruptly I will break,
And if you'l know me, hear the Recorder speak.