Hey for Horn Fair, the general market of England, or, Room for cuckolds being a merry progress of nine several sorts of cuckolds here discovered ... : full of mirth and merry discourse, newly presented from Horn Fair to all the merry good fellows in England : to which is added, The marriage of Jockie and Jenny.

A Scottish Marriage.

WE dont use to Wad in Scotland as you Wad in England: Jocky comes to the Kirk, and takes Sir Donkyn by the Rochet, and says, Good morn Sir Donkyn. What's the matter Jocky? What's the matter A wadding, a wadding; a wadden says he: Deant you see the Hoppits, and the Skippits, and the Belloons, and all the Lads of the Gang? Ise doe, Ise do, Iss come to you belive. Then Sir Donkyn gangs to the Kirk, I spée and I spée; hoe a deals doe you spée; Jocky of the ••••gh Lone, and Jenny of the Long Cuffe: If any one know why these two might not be wadded together; let them now speak, or hold their veene tongues in the Deals name. Jocky, wilt thou ha Jenny to thy waoded wife: I sha, Jocky san after me: I sha, Jocky wilt thon ha Jenry to thy waded wife, to

be, and to ha, for over and ever; for∣saking all Loons, Lubber Loons, Swig-bellied Calves, black Lips, & Blue Noses; ay forsooth. If these tway be not as well wadded as ere I waded tway these seaven years, the Deal and Saint Andrew part them.

I am yours in Love and Mirth, Thomas To-seek the Author T. R.