A person Drunk one day railing at him, he told the Company He mattered not any thing what he said in his Cups, For he spake nothing that he could stand to.
He said, some Taylors were like Wood-cocks, because they lived by their long Bills.
That a Prison is a good Instrument of Reforma∣tion, for it makes many Rogues and Lewd Fellows, Stayd men. Discoursing of a Common-wealth he said, That in that of Fishes there are many Officers, Her∣ring is the King, The Sword-fish his Guard, Lob∣sters Aldermen, Crabs Cunstables, Dog-fish Serjeants; and their Yeomen, and Poor John, or Stock-fish the common sort of people.
That Coblers might be said to be good men be∣cause they set men upright, and are ever employ'd in mending Souls.
He said, that a Tavern and Houses of Entertain∣ment were the only places for men to thrive in, For he said, He had seen many a score made there.
That Carriers are wise men, for they will not med∣dle with any thing, but they will know of what mo∣ment and weight it is.
That Painters were cunning Fellows, For they had a Colour for what ever they did.
He said, that Court-gallants had reason to be good Scholars, By reason they were deep in many Books:
One was saying to him, that some Letters in the Hebrew Alphabet were longer then any other what ever: That▪s not so said he, for in ours we have one, an L long.
That Glovers get a great part of their living, by cutting Purses, and are never punish'd for it.