Virgidemiarum. The three last bookes. Of byting satyres. Corrected and amended with some additions. by I.H.
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Virgidemiarum. The three last bookes. Of byting satyres. Corrected and amended with some additions. by I.H.
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Hall, Joseph, 1574-1656.
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Imprinted at London :: [By Richard Bradock] for Robert Dexter, at the signe of the Brasen Serpent in Paules Church yard,
1599.
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Satire, English.
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"Virgidemiarum. The three last bookes. Of byting satyres. Corrected and amended with some additions. by I.H." In the digital collection Early English Books Online. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/A71324.0001.001. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed May 5, 2024.
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SAT. 1.
Or like a painted staring Saracin;His che••ks chang•• hew like th'ayre-fed vermin skinNow red, now pale, and swolne aboue his eyesLike to the old Colossian imageries:But when he doth of my recanting heare;Away ye angrie fires, and fros••es of feare,Giu•• place vnto his hopefull tempered thoughtThat yeelds to peace, ••re euer peace be sought:Then l••t me now repentmee of my ••••ge,For writing Satyres in so righteous age:Whereas I should haue strok't her towardly head,And cry'd Eu••e in my Satyres stead,Sith now not one of thousand does amisse••Was neuer age I weene so pure as th••s:As pure as olde Labulla from the Baynes,As pure as through••fare Channels when it raynes,As pure as is a Black-moores face by night,As dung••clad skin of dying Heraclite.
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Seeke ouer all the world, and tell mee whereThou find'st a proud man, or a flatterer:A thie••e, a drunkard, or a parricide,A lechor, lyer, or what vice beside?Merchants are no whit couetous of late,Nor make no mart of Time, gaine of Deceipt.Patrons are honest now, ore they of olde,Can now no ben••fice be bought norsold,Giue him a gelding, or some two-yeares tythe,For he all bribes and Sim••ny defi'th.Is not one Pick••thanke stirring in the Court,That seld was free till now by all report,But some one, like a clawbacke parasite,Pick't mothes from his masters Cloake in sight,Whiles he could picke out both his eyes for need,Mought they but stand him in some better steed.Nor now no more smell-feast VitellioSmiles on his master for a meale or two;
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And loues him in his maw, loaths in his heart,Yet soothes, and yeas, and nayes on eyther part.Tattelius the new-come traueller,With his disguised cote, and ringed ••are,Trampling the Burses Marble twise a day,Tels nothing but starke trueths I dare well say,Nor would he haue them knowne for any thing,Tho all the vault of his loud murmur ring.Not one man tels a lye of all the yeareExcept the Almanacke or the Chronicler.But not a man of all the damned crueFor hils of Gold would sweare the thing vntrue.Pansophus now though all in the cold swatDares venture through the feared Castle••gate,Albee the faithfull Oracles haue ••orsayne,The wi••est Senator shall there be slaine:That made him long keepe home as well it might,Till now he hopeth of some wis••r wight.
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The vale of Stand••gate, or the S••ters hill,Or westerne plaine are free from feared ill.Let him that hath nought, feare nought I areed:But he that hath ought; ••y him; and God speed;Nor drunken Dennis doth by breake of dayStumble into blind Tauerns by the way,And reele me homeward at the Euening starre,Or ride more ••asely in his neighbours chayre.Well might these checks haue fitted former timesAnd shouldred angry Sk••ltons breath-lesse rimes:Ere Chrysalus had ••ar'd the common boxe,Which earst he pick't to store his priuate stocks;But now ••ath all with vantage paid againe;And locks and plates what doth behind remaine;When earst our dry-soul'd Syres so lauish were,To charge whole boots-full to their friends wel-fare;Now shalt thou neuer see the ••alt besetWith a big-bellied gallon Flagonet.
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Of an ebbe Cruce must thirsty Silen sip,That's all forestalled by his vpper lip;Somewhat it was that made his paunch so peare,His girdle fell ten ynches in a yeare.Or when old go••ty bed-rid EuclioTo his officious factor fayre could show,His name in margent of some olde castbyllAnd say; Lo whom I named i•• my will:Whiles hee beleeues and looking for the share,Tendeth his cumbrous charge with busy care;For but a while; Fornow he sure will die,By his strange qualme of liberalitie:Great thanks he giues: but God him sheild & saueFrom euer gayning by his masters graue;Onely liue long, and he is well repaide,A••d weats his forced cheeks whiles thus he said,Some ••••rong-smeld Onion shall ••tirre his eyesRather than no salt teares shall then arise••
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So lookes he like a Marble toward rayne,And wrings and snites, and weeps, & wipes againe,Then turnes his backe and smiles & looke askance,Seasoning againe his sowred countenance,Whiles yet he wearyes he auen with daily cryes,And backward Death with deuout sacrifice,That they would now his tedious ghost bereauen,And wishes well, that wish't no worse than heauen.When Zoylus was sicke, he knew not whereSaue his wrought night••cap, and laun•• Pillow-bere:Kind fooles; they made him sicke that made him fineTake those away, and thers his medicine:Or Gellia wore a veluet Mastick-patchVpon her temples when no tooth did ach,When Beauty was her Reume I soone espide,Nor could her plaister cure her of her pride.These vices were, but now they ceas'd off long:Then why did I a righteous age that wrong,
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I would repent mee were it not too late,Were not the angry world preiudicate:If all the seuens penetentiallOr thousand white wands might me ought auaile,If Trent or Thames could scoure my foule offenceAnd set me in my former innocence,I would at last repent me of my rage:Now; beare my wrong, I thine, O righteous age••As for fine wits an hundreth thousand foldPasseth our age what euer times of olde.For in that Puis-nè world, our syres of longCould hardly wagge the••r too-vnweldy tongueAs pined Crowes and parats can doe now,When hoary age did bend their wrincled brow:And now of late did many a learned manSerue thirtie yeares Prenti-ship with Priscian,But now can euery Nouice speake with easeThe far fetch'd language of th'-Antipodes.
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Would'st thou the tongues that earst were learned hightTho our wise age hath wipt them of their right;Would'st thou the Courtly Three in most request,Or the two barba••ous neighbours of the west?Bibinu•• selfe can haue ten tongues in one,Tho in all Ten not one good tongue alone.And can deepe skill lye smothering withinWhiles neither smoke nor flame discerned bin?Shall it not be a wild-fig in a wallOr fired Brimstone in a Minerall?Doe thou disdaine, O ouer-learned age,The tongue-ty'de silence of that Samian sage;Forth ye fine wits, and rush into the presse,And for the cloyed world your workes addresse.Is not a Gnat, nor Fly, nor seely Ant,But a fine wit can make an Elephant;Should Bandels Throstle die without a song,Or Adamantius my Dog be laid along,
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Downe in some ditch without his Exequies,Or Epitaphs•• or mournfull Elegies?Folly itselfe, and baldnes may be praised,And sweet conceits from filthy obiects raised;What doe not fine wits dare to vndertake?What dare not fine wits doe for honours sake?But why doth Balbus his dead-doing quillParch in his rustie scabbard all the while,His golden Fleece ore-growne with moldy horeAs tho he had his witty workes forswore?Belike of late now Balbus hath no need,Nor now belike his shrinking shoulders dreadThe Catch-poles fist•• The Presse may still remaineAnd breath, till Balbus be in debt againe.Soone may that bee; so I had silent beene,And not thus rak't vp quiet crimes vns••ene.Silence is safe, when saying stirreth soreAnd makes the stirred puddle stinke the more.
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Shall the controller of proud NemesisIn lawlesse rage vpbraid ech others vice,While no man seeketh to reflect the wrongAnd curb the raunge of his mis-ruly tongue?By the two crownes of Pernasse euer-greene,And by the clouen head of HippocreneAs I true Poet am, I here auow(So solemnly kist he his Laurell bow)If that bold Satyre vnreuenged beFor this so saucy and foule iniurie.So Labeo weens it my eternall shameTo proue I neuer earnd a Poets name.But would I be a Poet if I might,To rub my browes three daies & wake three nights,And bite my nayles, and scrat my dullard head,And curse the backward Muses on my bedAbout one peeuish syllable: which out-soughtI take vp Thales ioy, saue for fore-thought
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How it shall please ech Ale-knights censuring eye,And hang'd my head for feare they deeme awry;Whiles thred-bare Martiall turnes his merry noteTo beg of Rufus a cast winter cote;Whiles hungry Marot leapeth at a BeaneAnd dieth like a staru'd Cappucien;Go Ariost, and gape for what may fallFrom Trench••r of a flattering Cardinall,And if thou gettest but a Pedants feeThy bed, thy board, and courser liuerie,O honour farre beyond a brazen shrineTo ••it with Tarleton on an Ale••posts signe!Who had but liued in Augustus daiesT••ad beene some honour to be crown'd with BayesWhen Luca•• streaked on his Marble-bedTo thinke of C••esar, and great Pompeys deed;Or when Archelaus shau'd his mourning headSoone as he heard Ste••icho••us was dead.Atleast would some good body of the rest,
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Set a Gold-pen on their bay-wreathed Crest••Or would the••r face in stamped coyne expresse,As did the Mytelens their Poetesse••Now as it is, beshrew him if he might,That would his browes with Caesars Laurell dight:Tho what ayl'd mee, I might not well as theyRake vp some forwo••ne tales that smothered layIn chimny corners smok'd with winter-fires,To read and rocke a sleepe our drouzy Syres••No man his threshold better knowes, than IBrutes first ariuall, and first victory,Saint Georges Sorrell, or his croste of blood,Arthurs round Board, or Caledonian wood,Or holy battels of bold Charlemaine,What were his knights did Salems sieg•• maintaine;How the mad Riuall of fayre AngeliceWas Phisick't from the new-found Par••dice;High stories they; which with their swelling straineHaue riuen Frontoes broad Rehearsall Plaine,
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But so to fill vp bookes both backe and sideWhat needs it? Are there not enow beside?O age well thriuen and well fortunate,When ech man hath a Muse appropriate,And she like to some seruile ••are••boar'd slaueMust play and sing when and what he would h••ue!Would that were all: small fault in number lies,Were not the feare from whence it should ariseBut can it be ought but a spurious seede,That growes so rife in such vnlikely speed?Sith Pontian left his barren wife at home,And spent two yeares at Venice and at Rome,Returned, heares his blessing askt of three,Cries out, O Iulian law, Adulterie?Tho Labeo reaches right: (who can deny?)The true strayne's of Heroic••e Poesie:For he can tell how fury re•••• his senseAnd Phoebus fild him with intelligence,
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He can implore the heath en deitesTo guide his bold and busie enterprise;Or filch whole Pages at a clap for needFrom honest Petrarch, clad in English weed;While bigge But ohs ech stranzae can begin,Whose trunke and tayle sluttish and hartlesse bin;He knows the grace of that new elegance,Which sweet Philisides fetch't of late from France,That well beseem'd his high-stil'd Arcady,Tho others marre it with much liberty,In Epithets to ioyne two wordes in one,Forsooth for Adiectiues cannot stand alone;As a great Poet could of Bacchus say,That he was Semele-femori-gena.Lastly he names the spirit of Astrophel:Now hath not Labeo done wondrous well?But ere his Muse her weapon learne to weild.
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Or dance a sober Pirrhicke in the field,Or marching wade in blood vp to the knees,Her Arma Virûm goes by two degrees,The sheepe-cote first hath beene her nurseryWhere she hath worne her ydle infancy,And in hy startups walk't the pastur'd plainesTo tend her tasked her•• that there remaines,And winded still a pipe of Ote or BrereStriuing for wages who the praise shall beare;As did whilere the homely CarmeliteFollowing Virgil, and he Theocrite;Or else hath beene in Venus Chamber train'dTo play with Cupid, till shee had attain'dTo comment well vpon a beauteous face,Then was she fit for an Heroicke place;As wittie Pontan in great earnest saidHis Mistres brests were like two weights of lead,
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Another thinks her teeth might likened beeTo two fayre rankes of pales of yuory,To sence in sure the wild beast of her tongue,From eyther going farre, or going wrong;Her grinders like two Chalk-stones in a mill,Which shall with time and wearing waxe as illAs old Catillaes•• which wont euery nightLay vp her holly pegs till next day-light,And with them grinds soft-simpring all the day,When least her laughter should her gums be wrayHer hands must hide her mouth if she but smile;Fayne would she seeme all frixe and frolicke still.Her forehead fayre is like a brazen hillWhose wrincled furrows which her age doth breedAre dawbed full of Venice chalke for need••Her eyes like siluer sauce••s fayre besetWith shining Amber and with shady Iet
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Her lids like Cupids-bow, case where he hidesThe weapons which doth wound the wanton-eyde.Her chin like Pindus or Pernassus hillWhere down descends th'oreflowing stream doth filThe well of her ••ayre mouth•• Ech hath ••is praise.Who would not but wed Poets now a daies!
FINIS.
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