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ACT. III.
SO! I have laid up their Provisions, and shall make Money of 'em, as I intend to do of my beating I have had, and the Riot they have committed; I have taken order my drunken Rogue shall be apprehended. But now to my Wife! per•…•…idious Jade! I shall keep her Prisoner during life, for all her Hectorly Brother—
within. I think this disguise will fright him, and secure me from a good substantial beating into the bargain: If I can get once out of the Chamber—I am sure I will face him down I ne'r was in it—
Here! where is this vile 〈◊〉〈◊〉 of Woman-kind? Dost thou hide thy self—hah! Mercy upon me! who's here, the Devil! the Devil!—
I thought my Face was pretty well before; but I see I could make it uglier; Art may improve Nature much. Now will I shift for my self—
Help, help! the Devil! the Devil!
What's the matter Sir?
Oh! the Devil! the Devil in my Chamber!
Where! where! Let's see. I have lighted the Candle again!
Oh Rogue! art thou here! I think thou art the Devil, how couldst thou get in else? I lock'd all my dores and search'd every Room in the house, and thou wer't not in any of 'em—
Sir, I was grown a little soberer with the fright of the Swords drawn, and sensible of my fault, I hid my self from your In∣dignation under my Flock-bed, where I have lain and sweat and trem∣bled, till I heard you cry out, and I could not but come to your assi∣stance:
That makes some amends. Let's into my Wife's Chamber and see what's the matter, may be 'twas a trick of the lewd Wo∣man's