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ACT. II.
CAll in my Musick! I'll consecrate my Birth-Day to all my Senses: He is a narrow-hearted Ass that pleases one at once; I'll please as many as I can together.
It is Ingenious Luxury!
I hate a mere Glutton, a mere Drunkard, or a meer Wencher; They are as bad as meer Scholars or meer Lawyers, good for nothing else: That man is happiest that takes delight in most things: There's not a Virtue or a Vice I'll leave untry'd for Pleasure or for Curiosity.
There spoke a Cherub; Fill up the Bowl then, fill it high; fill all the Glasses up; for why, here's our noble Friend's, Sir Hum∣phrey's Health.
Give me a Brimmer to celebrate his Birth-day. Ladies, There's no scaping this Health. Men of Rosin and Cats-guts, strike up.
Strike up! D' hear Rascals! Let me have costlier Scents, and fume the Room; my Nostrils are not pleas'd enough.
Are all ready? a Thousand years to you.
And all the while the joy of Wine, Youth, and Beauty with you.
Thy everlasting Health, my Dear!
My Lord, Mr. Gripe has drawn Bills; they are accepted, and he is come to have you Sign and Seal—
Kick that old Fool out, is he come to interupt my plea∣sure with damn'd confounded Business? which always must with me give way to my delight.
How this must rejoyce my old Master's Ghost, cou'd he but see it!
Good! How fast his Worships Land will m•…•…lt into my Cof∣fers; these are foolish Sense-pleasers, Richard.
Sit down and eat with us, Mr. Gripe.
I will not eat luxurious Meats: I love no Surfeits.
Give him a Beer Glass to Sir Humphrey's Health.