FIFTH ACT.
SCENE I.
O Sir Hercules, there's rods in piss for you 'y saith, my Uncle is so incens'd against thee, for putting that damn'd Joke of Whetstones Park upon him, that he resolves to have the whole Nation search'd, but he will have thee.
I thought a Deer out of Whetstones Park had been welcomer to him than all the Venizon i'th' world; how came he to know it?
Why it seems he inquir'd of some of his Brother Lawyers where about in Middlesex a place call'd Whetstones Park stood; and withall told 'em he had bargain'd for two Brace of Deer yearly out on't during his life.
Upon that they all fell a laughing at him ready to split, and told him it was a Park of Bawdy-houses; which made him fall into so great a rage, that he has sent his Clerk, Constables, and Devil and all to search for thee.
Why you know 'twas Sir Thomas Lovill with the wooden Leg, that put Whetstones Park upon him: I'll go to him as I am Sir Hercules, and bid him produce his lame Knave Sir Thomas Lovill: hast thou the Deed of thy Fathers Estate, Man?
I have it Old Boy: he was so pleas'd that I fought with thee in the defence of his Reputation, that he gave me the Deed presently; and the Lawyer•• assure me, that it is a•• firm a Deed as ever yet was ma••e.
Then never ••ear me, I'll get off well enough I'll warrant you.
I'll own the whole to him; come we'll contrive it as we go.