Paroimiographia Proverbs, or, Old sayed savves & adages in English (or the Saxon toung), Italian, French, and Spanish, whereunto the British for their great antiquity and weight are added ... / collected by J.H., Esqr.
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- Paroimiographia Proverbs, or, Old sayed savves & adages in English (or the Saxon toung), Italian, French, and Spanish, whereunto the British for their great antiquity and weight are added ... / collected by J.H., Esqr.
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- Howell, James, 1594?-1666.
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- London :: Printed by J.G.,
- 1659.
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- Proverbs, English.
- Proverbs, Italian.
- Proverbs, French.
- Proverbs, Spanish.
- Proverbs, Portuguese.
- Proverbs, Catalan.
- Proverbs, Galician.
- Proverbs, Welsh.
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"Paroimiographia Proverbs, or, Old sayed savves & adages in English (or the Saxon toung), Italian, French, and Spanish, whereunto the British for their great antiquity and weight are added ... / collected by J.H., Esqr." In the digital collection Early English Books Online. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/A44738.0001.001. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed May 15, 2024.
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Page 24
That never shot in his bow; but now I begin to gather,
Everie one can rule a shrew save he who hath her.
It is said of old, an old dog biteth sore,
But the old Bitch biteth sorer, and more.
But this is not all, she hath another blisse,
She will lie as fast as a dog will lick a dish,
She is of truth as false as God is true.
She's damnably jealous, for if she chance view
Me kissing my Maydes alone but in sport
That taketh she in earnest after Bedlams sort.
The Cow is wood, Her toung runneth on Pattens,
If it be morn we have a pair of Mattens,
If it be Evening Even-song, not Latine nor Greek,
But English, and like that as in Easter week,
She beginneth first with a cry a leysone
To which she ring'th a peal, or larom, such a one
As folks ring the Bees with basons, the world run'th on wheels,
But except her Mayd shew a fair pair of heels
She haleth her by the boyrope till her brains ake.
And bring I home a dish good chear to make,
What's this saith she? good meat say I, for you,
God a mercy horse, a pigg of my own Sow;
And commonly if I eat with her either flesh or fish,
I have a dead mans head cast into my dish;
She is as wholsome a morsell for a mans corse
As a shoulder of mutton is for a sick horse,
The devill with his dam, hath more rest in Hell,
At every one of her teeth there hangs a great bell.
A small thing amisse late I did espie
Which to make her mend by a jest merrily
I said but this, tantivet Wife your nose dropps,
So it may fall I will eat no browesse sopps
This day, but two dayes after this came in ure
I had sorrow to my sopps enough be sure,
This hath been her humor long and evermore
Now, it is ill healing of an old sore.
For the Proverb saith many years agone,
It will nere out of the flesh that's bred in the bone.
If any Husband but I were handled thus
They would give her many a recumbentibus;
But as well as I you know the saying, I think
The more you stir a turd, the worse it will stink.