he chuses rather not to pray at all, in his own prayer before Sermon; or not at all to be heard, till such time, as it may be guess'd, he had done it to himself, talking (as they say Witches do) to himself in the Pulpit; most prophanely mocking God and the People, by pretending to speak, when he only mumbles with his Lips; for if his Voice be heard, the crafty Hypocrite thinks that some Body will tell (because the Tongue tells) who he is for: Where as now the Fox lies learing and lurching, to see which King will get the better, and then, (and not till then) he will declare himself, and in the Interim, his Ambo-dexter reserves himself; for he is true to no Interest, nor to any Religion, but that which most tends to the Advancement of his only God, Mammon, and his Curate only runs the Risque, in praying for King William, and Queen Mary.
In short, (for I am quite tired and sick of him) his Church-Work is just like his Church-Clock, moved extraneously, by outward Weights, Wheels, Springs or Plummets, but has no inward or spiritual Life or Motion; such is his prayers, such his Sermons, (though he have a Budget∣full) Dead, Dull, spiritless, lifeless, frigid, and perfunctory Devotion; he never converts any Man, except to silly Ceremonses, Because himself is not converted to any thing; else his Words die before they reach the Heart of his Hearers, for how can they well come to the Heart of his Auditors, when they never came in, nor from his own Head nor Heart; he is the great Stock-Logg of the Church, that has neither Fire nor heat within, the little he has, is all out-side, superficial, and without; it takes up a great deal of Rome indeed, but 'tis good for nothing in the World, but the dung-hil; he is that Salt that has quite lost it's Savour, if over he had any, and good for nothing, but to be troden under Foot of Men; and relish'd by none but such as have lost their Taste, or never had any.
I'll tell you how you may be quit of this Ecclesiastical Copy-holder; all his Tenure and Title to the Pulplt is Copy-hold, get but his Notes, or his Copies from him, and the Pulpit will not hold him, he must come down and hire a Journey Man of more Skill, if any such can be had, for Money, so to debase himself to be Surrogate to a rich Fop, that with his silk Cassock, and Scarlet Hood runs away with the Galm, whilst poor Thred-bare Crape takes all the pains.
Yet, even these are scarce to be had for Love or Money; for the Cere∣mony-monger has so polluted the Fountain of Learning the Universities, that where shall a man sooner meet with noysie Impudence, and gingling Nonsence, (a sounding Brass, and rinckling Cymbal) than in the two great St. Maries Pulpits in the Universitiis?
So that if God be not the more merciful, and Their Sacred Majesties the more careful of their Academies, the generality of the Clergy must be like the Scribes and Pharisees, in our Saviour's time, painted Sepulchres, Gay without, fine Ornaments without, but within, nothing but Rotten∣ness and dead Men's Boues.
Just as we were in the Church of England (I remember) fifty years ago, in the Reign of that great Master of Ceremonies, little Doctor Laud, that did so discountenance lively and edifying Sermons, or almost any Ser∣mons, that a Man must have travell'd for it, and far too, if he heard any