Lure.
Come, come, Sir, these Evasions won't serve your turn, I must have Money, Sir,—I hope you don't design to cheat me.
Smug.
Cheat you, Madam! h••ve a care what you say: I'm an Alderman, Madam; cheat you, Madam! I have been an honest Citizen these five and thirty years!
Lure.
An honest Citizen! bear witness, Parly! I shall trap him in more Lies presently —. Come, Sir, tho I'm a Woman, I can take a course.
Smug.
What Course, Madam? You'l go to Law, will ye? I can maintain a Suit of Law, be it right or wrong, these forty years, I'm sur•• of that, thanks to the honest Practice of the Courts.
Lure.
Sir, I'll blast your Reputation, and so ruin your Credit.
Smug.
Blast my Reputation! he, he, he: why I'm a Religious Man, Madam, I have been very instrumental in the Reformation of Manners; ruin my Credit! ah, poor Woman: There is but one way, Madam, —you have a sweet leering Eye.
Lure.
You instrumental in the Reformation! how?
Smug.
I whipt all the Whores Cut and Long-Tail, out of the Parish—:•• Ah! that leering Eye! Then I voted for pulling down the Play-house—: Ah that Ogle, that Ogle! —Then my own pious Example—Ah that Lip, that Lip.
Lure.
Here's a Religious Rogue•• for you now! — as I hope to be sav'd I have a good mind to beat the old Monster.
Smug.
Madam, I have brought you about a hundred and fifty Guineas (a great deal of Mony as times go) and —
Smug.
Ah that hand, that hand, that pretty soft, white — I have brought it you see, but the condition of the Obligation is such, that whereas that leering Eye, that pouting Lip, that pretty soft Hand, that—you un∣derstand me, you understand I'm sure you do, you little Rogue—
Lure.
Here's a Villain now, so'covetous that he won't wench upon his own Cost, but would bribe me with my own Mony. I will be reveng'd.—Upon my word Mr. Alderman you make me blush, what d'ye mean, pray?
Smug.
See here, Madam
(Puts a piece of Mony in his Mouth)
Buss and Guinea, buss and Guinea, buss and Guinea.
Lure.
Well, Mr. Alderman•• you have such pretty yellow Teeth, and green Gums, that I will, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Smug.
Will you indeed, he, he, he, my little Cocket; and when, and where, and how?
Lure.
'Twill be a difficult point, Sir, to secure both our Honours, you must therefore be disguis'd, Mr. Alderman.
Smug.
P••shaw! no matter, I am an old Fornicator, I'm not half so Religi∣ous as I seem to be. You little Rogue, why I'm disguis'd as I am, our Sanctity is all outside, all Hypocrisy.
Lure.
No man is seen to come into this House after Night fall; you must ••herefore sneak in, when 'tis dark, in Woman's Cloaths.