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THE Golden Ass, Or, The Wealthy Miser.
COL. V.
A Pleasant description of a Rich Usurer's way of Living, who from a sordid. Condition ar∣rived to a prodigious Wealth. That such E∣states generally come to a Prodigal Son, who squanders away all that Mony in Whoring and Drinking, which his penurious Father scrap'd together by Injustice and Op∣pression.
MErcy on us! what an alteration is here? Why where hast thou been, old Friend of mine, all this while, that thou art return'd so Meager and Chap-fallen, as if thou hadst found out the Mystery of living like Grashoppers upon dew? There are Twenty Skeletons yonder at Chirurgeon's Hall that look Fifty per Cent. better than thou dost. Thy Rump Bone has grated its way through thy Breeches, and, as the Fellow in Bartholomew Fair said, looks like the Ace of Spades. I dare engage, that were a Man to shake thee, thy Bones wou'd rattle in that wither'd Hide like three blew Beans in a blew Bladder.
Those worthy Gentlemen