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SCENE II. A Chamber.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha—a very pleasant M••tamorphosis.
A Plague, this is more ridiculous than my Blanket, and I behave my selfe worse in this garbe, than an Ambassador of that Countrey does in an English one—a pox of your hanging sleeves and strait hose here. Well, that Nation are certainly the most Clowns of all others, they love no variety, as men of Honor should, nor ever change their damn'd old fashions, because they know not how to behave thems••lves in new.
Ha ha! save ye Don Diego, save ye Don, shall I twirl your Manchatoos, or set your Ruff Signior? ha ha!
Very well sirrah.
Ha ha! he looks more awkerdly than a Countrey Grazier in a la••'d Coat▪
Ay, or a Clumsie Citizen on a Training-day—
So Rascal, pray get you to the door and watch the old Knights coming back, and be careful de'e hear? or I shall spoil this mi••th of yours.
I will Sir— I will —Don — Diego quotha, ha ha ha!
I think Sir 'twill be very convenient for you to go too, for I assure you, I cannot secure my Husbands absence long.
I fear him not Madam, he's gone to his Council, to tell him he's a Cuckold, and desire his advice, ha ha —
His jealousie will spur him home again sooner than you imagine, and then how your ••ushia counterfeit company will agree with his rough Italian, is a greater doubt than you have wit to con∣sider on.
Faith Madam, my confidence like my love, is too fierce to be very thoughtful, this only I can say for my self, I have three to one against the ill fortune of his coming, and that is enough to encourage a Gamester. If there do••s a damn'd chance come in by the by, I'll honestly bowl about a curse or two—and patiently suffer under tri∣bulation.
But what amends Love or Reward, must I expect?
Why you shall have all I have Madam, a hearty sigh from the bottom of my heart, that I am able to pay, and no more.
P'sh, I mean from my Husband Sir, but I find this agr••e∣ment you propose, not worth my Signing to▪ and so adieu.
Nay, if I leave thee so, I am a dull rogue ind••ed—I'm resolv'd to have a parting kiss, come what will on't.