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SCEN. VI. The Street.
Neighbours, I am a Searcher by my Place, and a Con∣stable by my Office; you are my Trusty boys, that Watch my Candle, and take a care that I do not sleep in the dark. I am not ignorant of your abilities, for every night I'm on the Watch, you overcome eighteen penny-worth of my Ale apiece, besides what Thieves allow that they may steal by us, and our extortions from wandring Wastcoateers, with all which you are yet able to reel home in the mornings, which shews, you have not only able Legs (and those I have seen you use very nimbly when you have been assaulted by drunken Gentlemen) but strong Brains, wherefore Neighbours I ask your advice concerning this Warrant.
Pray Mr. Constable, whose Warrant is it.
By' Lady, that's a hard question, for a Justice of Peace with the help of his Clark made it, my Gossip Turnup paid for it, and she delivered it to me.
I but I mean Mr. Constable, from what Justice came it?
Why it came from Justice Shipwrack, a very able man: I know not what rent he sits at, but that he paid a good fine for his place, it cost him a brace of hundreds to be put into Com∣mission— but to the business — my Gossip that gave it me, told me it was a Warrant; but we Magistrates must not trust too much to Information. I cannot read it Neighbour, pray do you.
Truly, 'tis a very pretty thing, how evenly 'tis cut!
Hold up t'other end Neighbour.
Why, will you teach me to read?
No truly, I will not teach you to do that I cannot do my self; but I know you hold it as if you were about to shew tricks with the heels upwards. Well, this is from the purpose how do you like the Warrant?
Very handsomely indeed, Mr. Constable, these dainty fair black stroaks look very prettily upon the white Paper.