Scena Prima.
NOw I defie my Rivals, if Amorous court thee now, Ile have an Action against him, I hate these fight∣ing Fopps faith, that upon every occasion are at Sa — sa — A pox of their Valour; sirrah, court my mistriss if you dare, says one, for if thou dost, this shall proclaim my right, then to't they go, and there's a Lover lost, perhaps the others hang'd, the Drunken Fopp cryes dam ye, you dog, drink up your Glass, or you are not fit for civil Society; which if refus'd, to Tilting they go, and this they call an honourable quarrel. 'Tis likely three half pence well manag'd at an Apothecaryes, cures all the wounds they have, and they set up for men of Courage, brisk Bulleys of the Sword: These Grace, be the finest Blades of the Age, that court ye, and gain too, all the idle Women of the Town; and when a Country, down-right, honest, peaceable Knight, as I am, makes Love; we are laught at call'd Sir Martin, Sir Nicholas, and forty other ridiculous names; that the newest Comedies furnish ye withall; But Grace, I have mo∣ney Grace, and a pox of formal Fopps.
Sir, you entertain me with things that concern me not.
Yes Grace, I wou'd have thee be wise now, thou art my Wife.
Be these your tricks Mistriss, what you were hid to wait your Lover Amorous, were you? come along, or I will disgrace thee publickly.
What's this, what's this, my Uncle, and Mrs. Grace, why who the Devil have I married here then?
Your Friend, and Servant Betty, Sir.
How! why you have not cheated me thus, out of my sweet self have you? oh I'me undone, undone!
How! Sir Ralph, married to Betty? Oh me, that I had but so much moisture in my whole body as wou'd keep you company