Suppose a Corn-cutter, being to give little Isaac a cast of his Office, should fall to paring his Brows (mistaking the one end for the other, because he branches at both) this would be a Plot, and the next Diurnal would furnish you with this Scale of Votes.
Resolv'd upon the Question, That this Act of the Corn-cutter was an absolute Invasion of the Cities Char∣ter in the representative forehead of Isaac.
Resolv'd, That the evil Counsellours about the Corn-cutter are Popishly-affected, and Enemies to the State.
Resolv'd, That there be a publick Thanksgiving for the great deliverance of Isaac's Brown-antlers; and a solemn Covenant drawn up to defie the Corn-cutter and all his Works.
Thus the Quixots of this Age fight with the Windmils of their own heads, quell Monsters of their own Creation, make Plots, and then discover them; as who fitter to unkennel the Fox, than the Terrier that is part of him?
In the third place march their Adventures; the Roundheads Legend, The Rebels Romance; Sto∣ries of a larger size, than the Ears of their Sect, a∣ble to strangle the Belief of a Solifidian.
I'll present them in their order. And first as a Whister before the show enter Stamford, one that trod the Stage with the first, travers'd his ground, made a Leg and Exit. The Country people took him for one, that by Order of the Houses was to dance a Morrice through the West of England. Well, he's a nimble Gentleman; set him upon Banks his Horse in a Saddle rampant, and it is a great question which part of the Centaure shews better Tricks.