The works of Mr. John Cleveland containing his poems, orations, epistles, collected into one volume, with the life of the author.
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The works of Mr. John Cleveland containing his poems, orations, epistles, collected into one volume, with the life of the author.
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Cleveland, John, 1613-1658.
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1687.
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SECT. I. Containing Love-Poems.
Fuscara or the Bee Errant.
NAture's Confectioner the Bee,(Whose Suckets are moist Alchimy;The Still of his refining MoldMinting the Garden into Gold)Having rifled all the FieldsOf what Dainties Flora yields.Ambitious now to take ExciseOf a more fragrant Paradise,At my Fuscara's sleeve arriv'd,Where all delicious. Sweets are hiv'd.The Airy Free-booter distrainsFirst on the Violet of her Veins,
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Whose Tincture could it be more pure,His ravenous kiss had made it blewer.Here did he sit, and Essence quaff,Till her coý P•…•…lse had beat him off;That Pulse, which he that feels may knowWhether the World's long liv'd, or no.The •…•…xt he pre•…•… on is her Palm,That Alm'ner of transpiring Balm;So soft, 'tis Air but once remov'd,Tender, as 'twere a Jelly glov'd.Here, while his canting Drone-pipe scan'dThe my stick Figures of her hand,He tipples Palmestry, and dinesOn all her Fortune-telling Lines:He bathes in Bliss, and finds no oddsBetwixt this Nectar and the Gods.He perches now upon her Wrist(A proper Hawk for such a Fist)Making that Flesh his Bill of Fare,Which hungry Canibals would spare;Where Lillies in a lovely brownInoculate Carnation.Her 〈◊〉〈◊〉 Skin with Or so stream'd,As if the milky-way were cream'd;From hence he to the Wood bine bendsThat quivers at her fingers ends,That runs division on 〈◊〉〈◊〉 Tree,Like a thick-branching Pedigree;So 'tis not her the Bee devours,It is a pretty Maze of Flowers.It is the Rose that bleeds, when heNibbles his nice Phlebotomy.About her finger he doth cling〈◊〉〈◊〉 fashion of a Wedding Ring,
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And bids his Comrades of the SwarmCrawl like a Bracelet 'bout her Arm.Thus when the hovering PublicanHad suck'd the Toll of all her Span,(Tuning his draughts with drowsie Hums,As Danes Carouze by Kettle-drums)It was decreed (that Posie glean'd)The small Familiar should be wean'd.At this the Erran•…•…'s Courage quails;Yet aided by his native Sails,The bold Columbus still designsTo find her undiscover'd Mines.To th' Indies of her Arm he flies,Fraught both with East and Western Prize,Which when he had in vain essay'd,(Arm'd like a Dapper LancepresadeWith Spanish Pike) he broach'd a Pore,And so both made and heal'd the Sore:For as in Gummy Trees there's foundA Salve to issue at the Wound;Of this her breach the like was true,Hence trickled out a Balsom too.But oh! What Wasp was't that could proveRavilliac to my Queen of Love?The King of Bees now jealous grown,Lest her Beams should melt his Throne,And finding that his Tribute slacks,His Burgesses and State of WaxTurn'd to an Hospital; the CombsBuilt Rank and File; like Beadsen Rooms,And what they bleed but tart and sowre,Match'd with my Danae's golden showre,Live Honey all, the envious El•…•…Stung her, 'cause sweeter than himself.
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Sweetness and she are so alli'd,The Bee committed Parricide,
The Senses Festival.
I Saw a Vision yesternightEnough to sate a Seeker's sight;I wish'd my self a Shaker there,And her quick Pants my trembling Sphere.It was a She so glittering bright,You'd think her Soul an Adamite;A Person of so rare a frame,Her Body might be lin'd with th'same.Beauty's chiefest Maid of Honour,You may break Lent with looking on her.Not the fair Abbess of the Skies,With all her Nunnery of eyes,Can shew me such a Glorious Prize.
And yet because 'tis more RenownTo make a shadow shine, she's brown;A Brown for which Heaven would disbandThe Galaxie, and Stars be tann'd;Brown by Reflection, as her EyeDeals out the Summer's Livery.Old dormant Windows must confessHer Beams, their glimmering Spectacles,Struck with the Splendor of her face,Do th'office of a Burning-glass.Now where such radiant Lights have shown,No wonder if her Cheeks be grownSun-burnt, with Lustre of her own.
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My Sight took pay; but (thank my Charms)I now impale her in mine Arms;(Love's Compasses, confining youGood Angels, to a Circle too.)Is not the Universe strait lac'd,When I can clasp it in the Waste?My amorous Fold about thee hurl'd,With Drake I girdle in the World;I hoop the Firmament, and makeThis my Embrace the Zodiack.How could thy Center take my Sence,When Admiration doth commenceAt the extreme Circumference?
Now to the melting Kiss that sipsThe Jellyed Philtre of her Lips;So Sweet there is no Tongue can prays't,Till transubstantiate with a Taste,Inspir'd like Mahomet from above,By th'Billing of my Heavenly Dove.Love prints his Signets in her Smacks,Those ruddy drops of squeezing Wax,Which wheresoever she imparts,They're Privy-Seals to take up Hearts.Our mouths encountring at the Sport,My slippery Soul had quit the Fort,But that she stop'd the Sally-port.
Next to these Sweets, her Lips dispense(As Twin-conserves of Eloquence)The Sweet Perfume her Breath affords,Incorporating with her Words.No Rosary this Vot'ress needs,Her very Syllables are Beads.
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No sooner 'twixt those Rubies born,But Jewels are in Ear•…•…ings worn.With what delight her Speech doth enter,It is a Kiss o'th'second Venter.And I dissolve at what I hear,As if another Rosamond wereCouch'd in the Labyrinth of my ear.
Yet that's but a preludious Bliss,Two Souls Pickeering in a Kiss.Embraces do but draw the Line,'Tis storming that must take her in.When Bodies joyn, and Victory hovers'Twixt the equal fluttering Lovers,This is the Game; make stakes, my Dear!Heark, how the sprightly Chanticlere(That Baron Tell-clock of the Night)Sounds Boute-sel to Cupid's Knight.Then have at all, the Pass is got,For coming off, oh name it not!Who would not dye upon the spot?
To Julia to expedite her Promise.
SInce 'tis my Doom, Love's Undershrieve,Why this Reprieve?Why doth my She Advowson fly Incumbency?
Panting Expectance makes us proveThe Anticks of benighted Love;And wither'd Mates when Wedlock joyns,They'r Hymen's Monkies, which he ties by th'Loins,To play alas! but at rebated Foins.
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To sell thy self dost thou intendBy Candle's-end,And hold the Contract thus in doubtLife's Taper out?Think but how soon the Market fails,Your Sex lives faster than the Males;As if to measure Ages span,The sober Iulian were th'Account of Man,Whilst you live by the fleet Gregorian.
Now since you bear a Date so short,Live double for't.How can thy Fortress ever stand,If't be not Man'd?The Siege so gains upon the Place,Thoul't find the Trenches in thy Face.Pity thy self then, if not me,And hold not out, lest like Ostend thou be,Nothing but Rubbish at Delivery.
The Candidates of Peter's ChairMust plead gray hair,And use the Simony of a CoughTo help them off;But when I woo thus old and spent,I'll wed by Will and Testament.No; let us Love while crisp'd and curl'd;The greatest Honours on the aged hurl'd,Are but gay Fu•…•…lows for another World.
To morrow what thou tendrest meIs Legacy.Not one of all those ravenous hoursBut thee devours.
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And though thou still recruited be,Like Pelops, with soft Ivory;Though thou consume but to renew,Yet Love, as Lord, doth claim a Heriot due;That's the best quick thing I can find of you.
I feel thou art consenting ripeBy that soft gripe,And those regealing Crystal Spheres.I hold thy TearsPledges of more distilling Sweets,Than the Bath that ushers in the Sheets.Else pious Iulia, Angel-wise,Moves the Bethesda of her trickling Eyes,To cure the Spittle-World of Maladies.
The Hecatomb to his Mistress.
BE dumb you Beggars of the rhyming Trade,Geld your loose Wits, and let your Muse be spade.Charge not the Parish with your bastard PhraseOf Balm, Elixir, both the India's,Of Shrine, Saint, Sacrifice, and Tuch as these,Expressions common as your Mistresses.Hence you Phantastick Postillers in Song,My Text defeats your Art, ties Nature's tongue,Scorns all her Tinsoyl'd Metaphors of Pelf,Illustrated by nothing but her self.As Spiders travel by their bowels spunInto a Thread, and when the Race is run,Wind up their Journey in a living Clew;So is it with my Poetry and you.From your own Essence must I first untwine,Then twist again each Panegyrick Line.
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Reach then a Soaring Quill that I may write,As with a Iacob's Staff to take her height.Suppose an Angel darting through the Air,Should there Encounter a religious PrayerMounting to Heaven, that IntelligenceWould for a Sunday-Suit thy Breath condenseInto a Body. Let me crack a string,And venture higher. Were the Note I singAbove Heaven's Ela; should I then decline,And with a deep-mouth'd Gammut sound the LineFrom Pole to Pole, I could not reach her worth,Nor find an Epithet to shadow't forth.Metals may blazon common Beauties; sheMakes Pearls and Planets humble Heraldry.As then a purer Substance is defin'dBut by an heap of Negatives combin'd,Ask what a Spirit is, you'l hear them cry,It hath no Matter, no Mortality:So can I not describe how sweet, how fair,Only I say, she's not as others are:For what Perfection we to others grant,It is her sole Perfection to want.All other Forms seem, in respect of thee,The Almanack's mishap'd Anatomy:Where Aries head and face, Bull neck and throat,The Scorpion gives the Secrets, Knees the Goat;A Brief of Limbs foul as those beasts, or areTheir name-sake Signs in their strange Character.As your Phylosophers to every SenseMarry its Object, yet with some dispense,And grant them a Polygamy with all,And these their common Sensibles they call:So is't with her, who, stinted unto none,Unites all Senses in each action.
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The same Beam heats and lights, to see her wellIs both to hear and see, and taste and smell:For can you want a Palate in your Eyes,When each of hers contains the beauteous prize,Venus's Apple? Can your Eyes want Nose,Seeing each Cheek buds forth a fragrant Rose?Or can your Sight be deaf to such a quickAnd well-tun'd Face, such moving Rhetorick?Doth not each Look a Flash of Lightning feel,Which spares the Body's sheath, yet melts the steel?Thy Soul must needs confess, or grant thy SenseCorrupted with the Object's Excellence.Sweet Magick, which can make five Senses lieConjur'd within the Circle of an Eye!In whom since all the five are intermixt,Oh now that Scaliger would prove his sixt!Thou Man of mouth, that canst not name a She,Unless all Nature pay a Subsidy;Whose Language is a Tax, whose Musk-cat VerseVoids nought but Flowers for thy Muses Herse,Fitter than Celia's Looks, who in a triceCanst state the long disputed Paradice:And (what Divines hunt with so cold a scent)Canst in her Bosom find it resident;Now come aloft, come now, and breath a Vein,And give some vent unto thy daring strain.Say the Astrologer who spells the Stars,In that fair Alphabet reads Peace and Wars,Mistakes his Globe, and in her brighter eyeInterprets Heaven's Physiognomy.Call her the Metaphysicks of her Sex,And say she tortures Wits, as Quartans vexPhysicians; call her the squar'd Circle; sayShe is the very Rule of Algebra;
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What e'er thou understand'st not say't of her,For that's the way to write her Character.Say this and more, and when thou hop'st to raiseThy Fancy so as to inclose her praise,Alas poor Gotham, with thy Cuckow-hedge!Hyperboles are here but Sacriledge.Then-roll up Muse what thou hast ravel'd out;Some Comments clear not, but increase the doubt.She that affords poor Mortals not a glanceOf Knowledge, but is known by Ignorance.She that commits a Rape on every Sense,Whose Breath can countermand a Pestilence.She that can strike the best Invention dead,Till baffled Poetry hangs down the head.She, she it is that doth contain all Bliss,And makes the World but her Periphrasis.
The Antiplatonick.
FOr shame thou everlasting Wooer,Still saying Grace, and ne'er fall to her!Love that's in Contemplation plac'd,Is Venus drawn but to the waste.Unless your Flame confess its Gender,And your Parly cause Surrender,Y'are Salamanders of a cold Desire,That live untouch'd amidst the hottest fire.
What though she be a Dame of stone,The Widow of Pigmalion:An hard and unrelenting She,As the new-crusted Niobe;Or (what doth more of statue carry)A Nun of the Platonick Quarry?
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Love melts the rigor which the Rocks have bred;A Flint will break upon a Feather-bed.
For shame you pretty Female Elves,Cease thus to candy up your selves;No more you Sectaries of the Game,No more of your calcining Flame.Women commence by Cupid's Dart,As a King hunting Dubs a Hart.Love's Votaries enthral each other's Soul,Till both of them live but upon Parole.
Virtue's no more in WomankindBut the Green-sickness of the Mind.Philosophy (their new Delight)A kind of Charcoal Appetite.There is no Sophistry prevails,Where all-convincing Love assails;But the disputing Petticoat will warp,As Skilful Gamesters are to seek at sharp.
The Souldier, that Man of Iron,Whom Ribs of Horror all environ;That's strung with Wire instead of Veins,In whose Embraces you're in Chains;Let a Magnetick Girl appear,Straight he turns Cupid's Cuiraseer.Love storms his Lips, and takes the Fortress in,For all the bristled Turn-pike of his Chin.
Since Love's Artillery then checksThe Breast-works of the firmest Sex:Come let us in affections riot;Th'are sickly Pleasures keep a diet.
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Give me a Lover bold and free,Not Eunuch'd with Formality;Like an Embassador that beds a Queen,With the nice Caution of a Sword between.
Upon Phillis walking in a Morning before Sun-rising.
THe sluggish Morn as yet undrest,My Phillis brake from out her East,As if she'd made a match to runWith Venus, usher to the Sun.The Trees, like Yeomen of the Guard(Serving her more for Pomp than Ward)Rank'd on each side, with Loyal Duty,Weav'd Branches to inclose her Beauty.The Plants, whose Luxury was lopp'd,Or Age with Crutches underpropp'd,(Whose wooden Carkases were grownTo be but Coffins of their own)Revive, and at her general DoleEach receives his Ancient Soul.The winged Choristers beganTo chirp their Mattins, and the FanOf whistling Winds like Organs play'd,Until their Voluntaries madeThe weakened Earth in Odors riseTo be her Morning Sacrifice.The Flowers call'd out of their Beds,Start and raise up their drowsie Heads;And he that for their colour seeksMay see it vaulting to her Cheeks:Where Roses mix; no Civil WarDivides her York and Lancaster.
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The Marygold (whose Courtier's faceEcchoes the Sun, and doth un•…•…aceHer at his rise, at his full stopPacks and shuts up her gaw•…•…y Shop)Mistakes her Cue, and doth display:Thus Phillis antedates the day.These Miracles had cramp'd the Sun,Who fearing that his Kingdom's won,Powders with Light his frizled Locks,To see what Saint his Lustre mocks.The trembling Leaves; through which he play'd,Dappling the Walk with light and shade,Like Lattice-windows give the SpyeRoom but to peep with half an eye;Lest her full Orb his sight should dim,And bid us all good •…•…ght in him;Till she should spend a gentle Ray,To force us a new fashion'd Day.
But what religious Palsie's this,Which make the Bows divest their bliss;And that they might her foot steps straw,Drop their Leaves with shivering awe?Phillis perceiv'd, and (lest her stayShould wed October unto May,And as her Beauty caus'd a Spring,Devotion might an Autumn bring)Withdrew her Beams, yet made no Night,But left the Sun her Curate •…•…ght.
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To Mrs. K. T. who asked him why he was dumb, written calente Calamo.
STay, should I answer, Lady, thenIn vain would be your Question.Should I be dumb, why then againYour asking me would be in vain.Silence, nor Speech, on either hand,Can satisfie this strange demand.Yet since your Will throws me uponThis wished Contradiction;I'll tell you how I did becomeSo strangely, as you hear me, dumb.Ask but the chap-fallen Puritan,'Tis Zeal that Tongue-tyes that good man;(For heat of Conscience all men holdIs th'only way to catch that Cold:)How should Love's Zealot then forbearTo be your silenc'd Minister?Nay your Religion, which doth grantA Worship due to you my Saint,Yet counts it that Devotion wrong,That does it in the Vulgar Tongue.My ruder words would give offenceTo such an hallow'd Excellence;As th'English Dialect would varyThe Goodness of an Ave Mary.
How can I speak that twice am check'dBy this, and that Religious Sect?Still dumb, and in your Face I spyStill Cause, and still Divinity.As soon as blest with your Salute,My Manners taught me to be mute,
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Lest I should cancel all the BlissYou sign'd with so divine a Kiss.The Lips you seal must needs consentUnto the Tongue's Imprisonment.My Tongue in hold, my Voice doth riseWith a strange Ela to my eyes.Where it gets Bail, and in that senseBegins a new found Eloquence.
Oh listen with attentive sightTo what my prating Eyes indite!Or, Lady, since 'tis in your choiceTo give, or to suspend my Voice,With the same Key set ope'the Door,Wherewith you lock'd it fast before.Kiss once again, and when you thusHave doubly been Miraculous:My Muse shall write with Handmaid DutyThe Golden Legend of your Beauty
He whom his Dumbness now confines,Intends to speak the rest by Signs.
A Fair Nymph scorning a Black Boy courting her.
Nymph.
STand off, and let me take the Air,Why should the smoke pursue the fair?
Boy.
My Face is smoke, thence may be guestWhat Flames within have scorch'd my breast.
Nymph.
Thy flaming Love I cannot view,For the dark Lanthorn of thy Hue.
Boy.
And yet this Lanthorn keeps Love's TaperSurer than your's that's of white Paper.What ever Midnight can be here,The Moon-shine of your Face will clear.
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Nymph.
My Moon of an Eclipse is 'fraid;If thou should'st interpose thy Shade.
Boy.
Yet one thing, Sweet-heart, I will ask,Take me for a new fashion'd Mask.
Nymph.
Done: but my Bargain shall be this,I'll throw my Mask off when I kiss.
Boy
Our curl'd Embraces shall delightTo checker Limbs with black and white.
Nymph.
Thy Ink, my Paper, make me guessOur Nuptial-bed will prove a Press;And in our Sports, if any come,They'l read a wanton Epigram.
Boy.
Why should my Black thy Love impair?Let the dark Shop commend the Ware;Or if thy Love from black forbears,I'll strive to wash it off with Tears.
Nymph.
Spare fruitless Tears, since thou must needsStill wear about thy mourning Weeds.Tears can no more affection win,Than wash thy Aethiopian Skin.
A Young Man to an Old Woman courting him.
PEace Beldam Eve, surcease thy Suit,There's no Temptation in such Fruit.No rotten Medlars, whilst there beWhole Orchards in Virginity.Thy Stock is too much out of DateFor tender Plants t'inoculate.A Match with thee the Bridegroom fearsWould be thought Incest in his years;Which when compar'd to thine becomeOdd Money to thy Grandam Sum.
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Can Wedlock know so great a Curse,As putting Husbands out to Nurse?How Pond and Rivers would mistake,And cry new Almanacks for our sake?Time sure hath wheel'd about his Year,December meeting Ianiveer.Th' Aegyptian Serpent figures Time,And strip'd, returns into his Prime.If my Affection thou wouldst win,First cast thy Hieroglyphick Skin.My Modern Lips know not, alack!The old Religion of thy Smack.I count that Primitive Embrace,As out of Fashion, as thy Face;And yet so long 'tis since thy fall,Thy Fornication's Classical.Our Sports will differ, thou must playLero, and I Alphonso way.I'm no Translator, have no veinTo turn a Woman young again;Unless you'l grant the Taylor's due,To see the Fore-bodies he new.I love to wear Cloths that are flush,Not prefacing old Rags with Plush,Like Aldermen or Under-shrievesWith Canvas Backs, and Velvet Sleeves:And just such Discord there would beBetwixt thy Skeleton and me.Do study Salve and Triacle, plyYour Tenant's Leg, or his sore Eye.Thus Matrons purchase Credit, thank,Six penny-worth of Mountebank:Or chew thy Cud on some Delight,That thou didst taste in Eighty eight;
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Oh be but Bed-rid once, and thenThoul't dream thy youthful Sins agen:But if thou needs wilt be my Spouse,First hearken and attend my Vows.When Aetna's fires shall undergoThe Penance of the Alpes in Snow;When Sol at one blast of his HornPosts from the Crab to Capricorn;When the Heavens shuffle all in one,The Torrid with the Frozen Zone;When all these Contradictions meet,Then, Sybil, thou and I will greet:For all these Similies do holdIn my young Heat, and thy dull Cold.Then, if a Fever be so goodA Pimp as to inflame thy Blood,Hymen shall twist thee and thy Page,The distinct Tropicks of Man's Age,
Well, Madam Time, be ever bald,I'll not thy Perriwig be call'd:I'll never be 'stead of a Lover,An aged Chronicle's new Cover.
Upon an Hermaphrodite.
SIr, or Madam, choose you whether,Nature twists you both together,And makes thy Soul two Garbs consess,Both Petticoat and Breeches Dress:Thus we chastise the God of WineWith Water that is Feminine,Until the cooler Nymph abateHis Wrath, and so concorporate.
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Adam, till his Rib was lost,Had the Sexes thus ingrost.When Providence our Sire did cleave,And out of Adam carved Eve:Then did Man 'bout Wedlock treat,To make his Body up compleat.Thus Matrimony speaks but theeIn a Grave Solemnity:For Man and Wife make but one rightCanonical Hermaphrodite.Ravel thy Body, and I findIn every Limb a double kind.Who would not think that Head a pair,That breeds such Faction in the Hair?One half so churlish in the Touch,That rather than endure so much,I would my tender Limbs apparelWith Regulus his nailed Barrel:But the other half so small,And so amourous withal,That Cupid thinks each Hair doth growA String for his invisible Bow.When I look Babies in thine Eyes,Here Venus, there Adonis lies;And though thy Beauty be high Noon,Thy Orb contains both Sun and Moon.How many melting Kisses skip,'Twixt thy Male and Female Lip?'Twixt thy upper brush of Hair,And thy neather Beard's despair?When thou speak'st (I would not wrongThy Sweetness with a double Tongue,But) in every single SoundA perfect Dialogue is found.
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Thy Breasts distinguish one another,This the Sister, that the Brother.When thou joyn'st Hands my Ear still fanciesThe Nuptial Sound, I Iohn take Frances.Feel but the difference soft and rough,This a Gantlet, that a Muff.Had sly Ulysses at the SackOf Troy brought thee his Pedler's Pack,And Weapons too to know AchillesFrom King Lycomedes, PhillisHis Plot had fail'd; this hand would feelThe Needle, that the Warlike Steel.When Musick doth thy pace advance,Thy right Leg takes the left to dance:Nor is't a Galliard danc'd by one,But a mixt Dance, though all alone.Thus every Het'roclite apartChanges Gender, but thy Heart;Nay those which Modesty can mean,But dare not speak, are Epicene.That Gamester needs must overcome,That can play both with Tib and Tom.
Thus did Nature's Mintage vary,Coyning thee a Philip and Mary.
The Author to his Hermaphrodite made af∣ter Mr. Randolph's Death, yet inserted into his Poems.
PRoblem of Sexes! Must thou likewise beAs disputable in thy Pedegree?Thou Twins in one, in whom Dame Nature triesTo throw less than Aums Ace upon two Dice.
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Wer't thou serv'd up two in one Dish, the ratherTo split thy Sire into a double Father?True; the World's Scales are even, what the MainIn one place gets, another quits again.Nature lost one by thee, and therefore mustSlice one in two to keep her number just.Plurality of Livings is thy State,And therefore mine must be Impropriate:For since the Child is mine, and yet the ClaimIs intercepted by another's Name;Never did Steeple carry double truer,His is the Donative, and mine the Cure.Then say, my Muse, (and without more Dispute)Who 'tis that Fame doth super institute.The Theban Wittal, when he once descrysIove is his Rival, falls to Sacrifice.That Name hath tipp'd his Horns; see on his KneesA Health to Hans in •…•…elder Hercules:Nay Sublunary 〈◊〉〈◊〉 are contentTo entertain their 〈◊〉〈◊〉 with Complement;And shall not he be proud whom Randolph daignsTo quarter with his Muse, both Arms and Brains?Gramercie Gossip; I rejoyce to seeTh'hast got a Leap of such a Barbary.Talk not of Horns, Horns are the Poet's Crest;For since the Muses left their former Nest,To found a Nunnery in Randolph's Quill,Cuckold Parnassus is a Forked Hill.But stay, I've wak'd his Dust, his Marble stirs,And brings the Worms for his Compurgators.Can Ghost have natural Sons? Say Og, is't meetPenance bear Date after the Winding-sheet?Were it a Phaenix (as the double kindMay seem to prove, being there's two combin'd,)
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I would disclaim my Right, and that it wereThe Lawful Issue of his Ashes swear.But was he dead? Did not his Soul translateHer self into a Shop of lesser rate;Or break up House, like an expensive Lord,That gives his Purse a Sob, and lives at Board?Let old Pythagoras but play the Pimp,And still there's hopes't may prove his Bastard Imp.But I'm prophane; for grant the World had oneWith whom he might contract an Union;They two were one, yet like an Eagle spread,I'th'Body joyn'd, but parted in the Head.
For you, my Brat, that pose the Porph'ry Chair,Pope Iohn, or Ioan, or whatsoe'er you are,You are a Nephew, grieve not at your State;For all the World is Illegitimate.Man cannot get a Man, unless the SunClub to the Act of Generation.The Sun and Man get Man, thus Tom and IAre the joynt Fathers of my Poetry;For since, blest Shade, thy Verse is Male, but mineO'th' weaker Sex, a Phancy Feminine;We'll part the Child, and yet commit no Slaughter,So shall it be thy Son, and yet my Daughter.
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