Time's out of tune, plaid upon however in XX satyres / by Thomas Bancroft.
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- Time's out of tune, plaid upon however in XX satyres / by Thomas Bancroft.
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- Bancroft, Thomas, fl. 1633-1658.
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- 1658.
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Page 30
And as some Grecian beauties, were survey'd,
That Helens lineaments might be pourtraid:
So with intent they might resemble him,
These Zanies view'd each Frenchisied limb
Of the late Traveller, and copyed forth
That which they took to be his onely worth,
I mean his outside. 'Twas not long before
Such as prosess to swagger, drink and whore,
Ruffled in's fashion, and he lookt most high
That most exprest his garb and gallantry.
How toyish, how ridiculous are we
To trace another Nations vanity!
And that so closely, that where they precede,
Upon their heels we ready are to ••••cad.
We followed them in a far nobler way,
When through their Coasts we did our Flags display,
Mow'd down with sharpest swords the pride and flower
of France, and silenc'd all their threatening power.
Then Helmets were our Beavers, Gauntlets were
Our Gloves, in stead of Silks we did appear
Horrid in Coats of Mail, and these all ore
Rudely embroider'd with besprinkled gore
Sluc'd from their veins, whose off-spring now may see
Those times reveng'd for our hostility,
Whilst Ape-like we are led in ways most vain,
That melt our courages, and credits stain.
The French were not at leisure to devise
Quaint fashions then, nor were we so unwise
So soon to take them up, so much t' esteem
Their worthless toyes; though nowadayes we seem
To pluck their buds of pride, so soon as ere
In that too forward Region they appear.
Now is the Court of France our Gallants School,
Where all they learn is finely to befool
Themselves, and at no little charge to be
Both vain and vicious in an high degree.
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Hast thou not, England, vices of thine own
More then enough, and those too fully grown,
But thou must fetch from other Nations more,
And add them to thine own detested score?
So of the Germans didst thou learn to drown
Thy senses in strong liquors, quassing down
More shame therewith then though canst purge away,
Though tho should'st use Abstersives every day,
And more belave thy same then Pharisees
Their hands, when innocence they did profess.
And so great Rome (whose fortitude excell'd,
And where her weapons clasht, the Nations quell'd)
Brought forrain vices home, and seem'd to be
A tower-like pile of all impiety,
Of such enormous and stupendious height,
That it must needs be ruin'd by its weight.
As an high branch of pride did once confound
Language, and gave thereby the world a wound:
So breeds it still confusion in estates,
That scarce we can distinguish Potentates
From Peasants. Lately met I on the way
One of our Nobles habited in gray,
His man in Scarlet; to whom, being so brave,
Titles of Honour at each word I gave,
Shew'd him my bare head, and inform'd him too
By bowing what my better leg could do,
As taking him (so much I was i' th' wrong)
For that great Peer to whom he did belong.
Whereat his Lord said: 'Sir, it doth appear
'You chanc'd to know my servant th' other year,
'When he was Lord of mis-rule; then (I grant)
'As high and big he lookt as John of Gaunt;
'But now he's dwindled to poor Jack. I straight
Blusht, and crav'd pardon for my mis-conceit:
Saying, 'If such respect your man must have,
'Then what must you, my Lord, that keep the Knave?
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Such Vassals heretofore were not allow'd
In shining robes to shew themselves so proud:
Onely brave Worthies rais'd to dignities,
Marcht with bright colours, that do symbolize
With the most noble element, the fire;
The very sight whereof might well inspire
Their breasts with glowing heat of charity,
And swell their hearts with magnanimity.
Vestures were veils of shame, not made to lay
Sin open to the view, that one may say
There goes a vain Phantastick, yonder's a
Right Luciferian Spark, that doth display
Pride in its colours; all those ribbands fine,
Buttons and lace that on his sute do shine,
Speak him no less. Seest thou yond' female thing
Of eleven-teen, as gawdy as the Spring,
Whilest ragg'd as Winter her poor Parents are?
She with the bare breasts, and the powder'd hair,
Whose face looks like a Sillibub bestrew'd
With currans; note her for a Nymph by lewd
Vices destowr'd, and meerly lost in vain
Courses and courtships, that best beauties stain,
Less sin and trouble do those Indians know,
And other Nations, that as naked go
As Nature sent them forth, although they dwell
Under as cold an Heaven and parallel,
As many Europaans: All the year
They sweat not in close shops, as we do here,
Using as many trades and several arts
(Illib'ral) as we have external parts;
All to bedeck a panting lump of clay,
And all our labours on the back to lay;
That for our pinching wrong, and proud disdain,
The belly well may grumble and complain.
The very excrements of beasts (as are
Our balls of sweet perfume, silk, wool, and hair)
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And the base earths embrightned parts beside,
Are the Supporters of our lofty pride,
Or the materials rather, speaking plain
That we are follies children, void of brain.
Were any so ingenuous to confess
That they no mental treasures do possess,
And therefore (left they should contemned be)
Make up that want with golden braverie,
They for the truths sake should my pardon have;
Who haply o're their guilty backs should wave
My knotty scourge, but give them leave to go
Untoucht, and all their gallantry to show.
Surely those persons wretchedly neglect
Their minds, whose bodies are too bravely deckt:
Their gay clothes are the ensigns of their pride,
Baits of their lusts, and cousenages beside,
Who upon suretiship of rich aray,
Do borrow what they need intend to pay.
Those habits that most nobly do adorn
The soul, and are with gen'ral liking worn,
Are meekness, courtesie, humility;
These harbour not with too high gallantry:
But where the body shines in richest dress,
The soul's obscur'd, and droops in nakedness.
Some superstitiously have dream that they
Could not to th' Heavenly Kingdome miss the way;
If in a poor Franciscans hood they dy'd:
But likelier 'tis that who from courtly pride
Estrange their lives, and humbly do demean
Themselves, should high beatitude obtain.
All birds (safe, Aesops Daw) have ever wore
Their native plumes, and coveted no more;
Beasts are contented with their wool and hair;
Fishes, their slimy scales and shells to wear;
And the low'st form of creatures, Flyes, and all
Those animals that on the earth do crawl.
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Seem well pleas'd with those teguments and dyes
Which Nature gave them, as fit properties
To act their part in. Whoere knew the Bee
Traffique for gay wings with the Butterfly?
Or hath observ'd the Spider to desire
The Gloworms splendour, which we much admire?
Or seen the Ant affecting to be drest
In Down of Palmer-worms, that fields infest?
But men, all creatures wronging, from them take
Such ornaments as for the purpose make
Of proud desires; they frustrate all the toil
Of the poor Silk-worm, Shell fishes despoil
Of their bright treasures, Ostriches destroy
For their fair plumes, and kill for ivory
Huge Elephants. By traffique we uphold
Th' estate of pride; from Peru comes our gold,
From Sun-saluting Sera finely wrought
Silks, from Arabia are sweet odours brought,
Rich glittering gemms from Persia, and from
Achaia do pure shining linens come;
Each Nation thus contributes less or more
To make us proud of their superfluous store.
'Tis not the least plague of mankind t' addict
Themselves t'a vanity that doth afflict
Such as pursue it, and d stubs almost
The whole world, whilst we ransack every Coast
For such things as Commodities we call
Untruly, sith they profit not at all,
No more than S••nny beams make things to be
Of more price then in nights obscurity.
What poor shifts fools do make, that they may go
In rich at ire, and make a gallant show!
Like Souldiers in a stormed Town, they'l have
All they can meet with ••l, to make them brave;
Rings they will wear, though wrung their bowels be
With hunger, and clung up through penury;
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And gold and silver on their backs must shine,
Though their Domestiques (with dark faces) pine.
Well may our Gallants be suppos'd to hide
Deformities, that with great charge provide
Gay trifles, as therewith themselves t'adorn,
When the become thereby the common scorn.
It was not long since Gibbon at our Court
Made the fastidious Gallants goodly sport:
His back was broad enough to undergo
More jests then Poets and Buffons can throw,
And such his shoulders were, as IAtlas's
Are pourtraid, when the Pencil would express
His suff'rings under his Celestial load:
Yet (by the Tailour rectifi'd) abroad
He walkt, at Court his comely parts to show,
With rear'd-up head like a rain'd Horse did go,
Drew in his bunched back, and so did strain
Himself, that crabbedly for very pain
He lookt, whilst all the youngsters at the Court
(That knew the knobbed lump) did flour him for't,
Askt how the Gull became so bravely trickt,
And what quaint tongue had into fashion lickt
Such a Bear-whelp. Thus in the stead of grace
And fair respect, derision in his face
Was flung, and his proud folly so laught down,
That I grew sorry for the baffled Clown.
The like left handed luck have all that so
Heighten themselves, and make a gallant show
'Bove their degree. The Ivy does sometime
Above the Vine with prouder flourish climbe,
As th' Elder doth the Balsame-tree out-grow;
Yet of these Plants do very Rusticks know
The diff 'rent worth: no less is th'odds betwixt
Good souls in humble innocency fixt,
And such as highly do by pride offend:
Reproch and infamy on these attend,
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While th'other, that the altitudes neglect
Of honour, are beheld with high respect.