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CHAP. VII.
The iest being publikely knowne through Rome, which befell Guzman de Alfa∣rache, together with the ill successe that hee had with the Boore; for very shame he departs from thence, and goes for Florence. In which iourney, a Thiefe enters into friendship with him, that he might the better vnder that colour, rob him of all that he had.
I Haue often considered with my selfe, how much Passion blindeth him, that is in Loue. And I begin now to thinke vpon my Master, that hee should recommend his honour vnto me, as if I knew how to handle it, without soyling it. It comes likewise vnto my remembrance, (nor can I choose but laugh, when I thinke vpon it) how it was possible for me, beeing so notorious and offensiue a Lyer, as I was, to stand in such fauour as I did with my Lord: and that his Excellency should treat with mee, more then any other, of matters of importance; as also, that he should trust mee with his secrets, and his substance, admit of my opinion, and giue credit to all that I should say; and that I being such a one as I was, from whose mouth neuer came any Truth, vvhich vvas not adulterated by mee in its going forth, yet I could not indure a Lye in another.
And for that very cause did I hate that man to the death, and could neuer afterwards abide him, that should abuse me (though but once) in that kinde. Nor was this any wonder in mee, beeing that it is naturall to all those that negotiate businesses, to be much offended, if they be not in all things pun∣ctually dealt withall; when as they themselues know not how to speake a true word, and are neuer weary of lying. They begin with the highest, and end with the lowest. For what can bee more noble then Truth? and vvhat more base then Lying? If you are to receiue any courtesie from them; or that you would haue them to doe you a fauour (though this kindnesse shall cost them nothing) how many sleights; how many tricks; how many de∣layes, and puttings off from one day to another, and from this, to the next morning, which morning neuer comes; beeing like vnto that of the Crow, which cryes still Cras, promising that which she neuer performeth?
But if you are to giue them any thing, and that you doe not keepe touch with them at the time appointed, (and which is the fault now and then of your best Watches) that you misse but one minute, if you faile neuer so lit∣tle of your promise, if you doe not iustly make payment, and delay them but one houre, you are no man of your word, nor doe you know what be∣longs to good dealing, nor are so honest as you should bee. I did the like with those that I had to doe withall. I did consider (but foolishly I must confesse) with my selfe; What will it benefit mee to tell truth? What does it concerne mee, that it is the Vice of those that are vile and base, and the repast and food of beasts? What harme shall I receiue, if men will not giue credit vnto me, if I haue got the same already, although they appa∣rantly see that I lye, and that such is their passion, that they will not dis-de∣ceiue themselues of my deceit? What honour haue I to lose? How can I faile in my credit? I am well inough knowne, and the world is now come to that passe, that onely for this cause of my lying, they vphold, maintaine, fa∣uour, and esteeme me.
Lying, and Flatterie, is meat alone for g•…•… men, it is the onely dish that