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The Bearebayting, or the vanity of widdowes: choose you whether.
WOe be vnto that vnfortunate man that match∣eth himselfe vnto a widdow; for a widdow will be the cause of a thousand woes: yet there are many that doe wish themselues no worse matched then to a rich widdow; but thou doest not know what griefes thou ioynest with thy gaines; for if shee be rich, shee will looke to gouerne, and if shee be poore, then art thou plagued both with beggery and bondage: againe, thy paines will be double, in regard of him which mar∣rieth with a maid; for thou must vnlearne thy widdow, and make her forget her former corrupt and disordered behauiour, the which if thou take vpon thee to doe, thou hadst euen as good vndertake to wash a Blackamore white; for commonly widdowes are so froward, so was∣pish, and so stubborne, that thou canst not wrest them from their willes, and if thou thinke to make her good by stripes, thou must beate her to death. One hauing mar∣ried with a froward widdow, she called him thiefe & ma∣ny other vnhappy names; so hee tooke her, and cut the tongue out of her head; but she euer afterwards would make the signe of the gallowes with her fingers to him.
It is seldome or neuer seene that a man marrieth with a widdow for her beauty, nor for her personage, but onely for her wealth and riches; and if she be rich & beautifull withall, then thou matchest thy selfe to a she-Deuill, for she will go like a Peacocke, and thou like a Woodcocke; for she will hide her money to maintaine her pride: & if thou at any time art desirous to bee merry in her com∣pany,