Pithy pleasaunt and profitable workes of maister Skelton, Poete Laureate. Nowe collected and newly published. Anno 1568

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Pithy pleasaunt and profitable workes of maister Skelton, Poete Laureate. Nowe collected and newly published. Anno 1568
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Skelton, John, 1460?-1529.
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Imprinted at London :: In Fletestreate, neare vnto saint Dunstones churche by Thomas Marshe,
[1568]
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Septimus passus.

Soft quod one high Sibbil And let me with you bibill She sate downe in the place With a sorye face Whey wormed aboute

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Garnished was her snoute With here and there a puscul Lyke a scabbed muscull This ale sayde she is noppy Let vs sippe and soppy And not spil a droppy For so mote I hoppye It coleth well my coppy
Dame Elinoure sayde she Haue here is for me A cloute of London pinnes And with that she beginnes The pot to her plucke And dranke a good lucke She swinge vp a quarte At ones for her part Her paunche was so puffed And so with ale stuffed Had she not hyed a pace She had defoyled the place
Than began the sport Amonge, that dronken fort Dame Elynoure sayde they Lende here a cocke of hay To make all thynge cleane Ye wote well what we meane
But syr amonge all That sate in that hall

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There was a pricke me deintie Sate lyke a saintye And began to paintye As thoughe she woulde fainty She made it as koy As a lege demoy She was not halfe so wise As she was peuysh nyse She sayde neuer a worde But rose from the borde And called for oure dame Elynoure by name We supposed I wys That she rose to pisse But the verye grounde Was for to compounde With Elynour in the spence To paye for her expence I haue no penny nor grote To pay sayd she, god wot For washinge of my throte But my bedes of amber Bere them to your chaumber Then Elynour dyd them hide Wythin her beddes syde But some than sat righte sad That nothynge had There of theyr one

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Neyther gelt nor pawne Suche were there mennye That had not a pennye But whan they should walke Were fayne with a chalke To score on the balke Or score on the tayle God geue it yll hayle For my fyngers ytche I haue written to mych Of this mad mummyng Of Elynoure Rummynge Thus endeth the gest Of this worthye felt.

Quod Skelton Laureat.

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