He had not gone fifteen miles with extended face forlorn, When Night lay down upon him hard, and kept him there till morn; And when the daylight chuckled at the gloom within his mind, One ox was "Strayed or Stolen," and the other hard to find. So yoking Buck as usual, he assumed the part of Bright (Constituting a menagerie diverting to the sight); With "Haw, Buck! Gee, Buck! Sha'n't get there till night!" No; Eliphalet's wedding journey was not one intense delight.
Now, when he drove his equipage up to his sweetheart's door, The wedding guests had tired and gone, just half an hour before; The preacher had from sickness an unprofitable call, And had sent a voice proclaiming that he couldn't come at all; The parents had been prejudiced by some one, more or less, And the sire the bridegroom greeted with a different word from "bless." "Blank your head, You blank!" he said; "We'll break this off, I guess!" No; Eliphalet's wedding was not an unqualified success.
Now, when the bride saw him arrive, she shook her crimson locks, And vowed to goodness gracious she would never wed an ox; And with a vim deserving rather better social luck, She eloped that day by daylight with a swarthy Indian "buck," With the presents in the pockets of her woolen wedding-dress; And "Things ain't mostly with me," quoth Eliphalet, "I confess." No—no; As things go, No fair mind 'twould impress, That Eliphalet Chapin's wedding was an unalloyed success.
Eliphalet Chapin started home—