Billy's Wife [pp. 402-410]

Overland monthly and Out West magazine. / Volume 13, Issue 5

BILL Y'S WIFE. areas constituting so considerable a portion of the upper and rhiddle regions, have not been denuded the one - hundredth part of an inch. Farther down measuring tablets abound bearing the signature of the ice. The amount of torrential and avalanchial denudation is also certainly estimated within narrow limits by measuring down from the unchanged glaciated surfaces lining their banks. Farther down the range, where the polished surfaces disappear, we may still reach a fair approximation by the height of pot-holes drilled into the walls of gorges, and by the forms of the bottoms of the valleys containing these gorges, and by the shape and conditi9n of the general features. Summing up these results, we find that the average quantity of post-glacial denudation in the upper half of the range, embracing a zone twenty-five or thirty miles wide, probably does not exceed a depth of three inches. That of the lower half has evidently been much greater -probably several feet-but certainly not so much as radically to alter any of its main features. In that portion of the range where [see study No. IV, in the OVERLAND for August of this year] the depth of glacial denudation exceeds a mile, that of post-glacial denudation is less than a foot. From its warm base to its cold summit, the physiognomy of the Sierra is still strictly glacial. Rivers have only traced shallow wrinkles, avalanches have made scars, and winds and rains have blurred it, but the change, as a whole, is not greater than that which comes on a human countenance by a few years' exposure to common Alpine storms. BILLY'S WIFE. ON'T know Billy? Then allow me to introduce to you "an Irishman by trade, and a mechanic by the grace of God;" a perfect pet among the girls, as handsome as the day is long, and as good as he is handsome. That is Billy, or rather was Billy when first I knew him. He was the youngest of the squad of carpenters that worked on our new building, and altogether the most active and efficient of the party. They sent him to all the exposed positions, and he risked his life gayly every day. "There is a special Providence for fools and children," said he, "and I claim protection under the first clause of that law." I was watching him one day at work on the top of the house, when his foot slipped, and he started head foremost for terra fiArma. When within ten feet of the bottom he touched some scaffold ing with his hand, "swapped ends," and lighted on his feet, like the tumbler in a circus, made me an elaborate salaam, and climbed up again to his eyrie full forty feet above my head. Billy had not worked long for us when it became apparent that there was something on his mind. The jolliest of fellows among the men, he yet strove to get away from them in his leisure hours, and passed the greater part of Sunday out in the meadows, or under the trees. Even in the house he was addicted to reverie, and his absent-minded replies to remarks made to him gave rise to many a laugh. The query went round, "What's the matter with Billy?" but found no solution until I guessed it. He was in love. The neighboring girls, laughing- eyed, dimpled- cheeked rustic beauties who came to visit me, could make no impression on his faith 402 [Nov.


BILL Y'S WIFE. areas constituting so considerable a portion of the upper and rhiddle regions, have not been denuded the one - hundredth part of an inch. Farther down measuring tablets abound bearing the signature of the ice. The amount of torrential and avalanchial denudation is also certainly estimated within narrow limits by measuring down from the unchanged glaciated surfaces lining their banks. Farther down the range, where the polished surfaces disappear, we may still reach a fair approximation by the height of pot-holes drilled into the walls of gorges, and by the forms of the bottoms of the valleys containing these gorges, and by the shape and conditi9n of the general features. Summing up these results, we find that the average quantity of post-glacial denudation in the upper half of the range, embracing a zone twenty-five or thirty miles wide, probably does not exceed a depth of three inches. That of the lower half has evidently been much greater -probably several feet-but certainly not so much as radically to alter any of its main features. In that portion of the range where [see study No. IV, in the OVERLAND for August of this year] the depth of glacial denudation exceeds a mile, that of post-glacial denudation is less than a foot. From its warm base to its cold summit, the physiognomy of the Sierra is still strictly glacial. Rivers have only traced shallow wrinkles, avalanches have made scars, and winds and rains have blurred it, but the change, as a whole, is not greater than that which comes on a human countenance by a few years' exposure to common Alpine storms. BILLY'S WIFE. ON'T know Billy? Then allow me to introduce to you "an Irishman by trade, and a mechanic by the grace of God;" a perfect pet among the girls, as handsome as the day is long, and as good as he is handsome. That is Billy, or rather was Billy when first I knew him. He was the youngest of the squad of carpenters that worked on our new building, and altogether the most active and efficient of the party. They sent him to all the exposed positions, and he risked his life gayly every day. "There is a special Providence for fools and children," said he, "and I claim protection under the first clause of that law." I was watching him one day at work on the top of the house, when his foot slipped, and he started head foremost for terra fiArma. When within ten feet of the bottom he touched some scaffold ing with his hand, "swapped ends," and lighted on his feet, like the tumbler in a circus, made me an elaborate salaam, and climbed up again to his eyrie full forty feet above my head. Billy had not worked long for us when it became apparent that there was something on his mind. The jolliest of fellows among the men, he yet strove to get away from them in his leisure hours, and passed the greater part of Sunday out in the meadows, or under the trees. Even in the house he was addicted to reverie, and his absent-minded replies to remarks made to him gave rise to many a laugh. The query went round, "What's the matter with Billy?" but found no solution until I guessed it. He was in love. The neighboring girls, laughing- eyed, dimpled- cheeked rustic beauties who came to visit me, could make no impression on his faith 402 [Nov.

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