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Contents
- TPG
- Miscellaneous Front Matter pp. iv
- Preface pp. 1-2
- The Primpenny Family, Chapter I Fitz-Hugh Ludlow; pp. 3-5
- More of It pp. 5
- Fort Moultrie Spiked! pp. 6
- Five Dollar Diplomas pp. 6
- Cartoon—Captain Bobadil H. A. Wise; pp. 7-8
- The Third House, Letter I pp. 9
- The Japanese Bill pp. 9
- Old Bachelor's Traps pp. 10
- The Last Order pp. 10
- The Japanese Boys pp. 10
- An Extravagant Thief pp. 11
- Gunny Bags and Cinders pp. 11
- Book Notice pp. 11
- The Music of the Union pp. 12
- Oh Dear! pp. 12
- The Primpenny Family, Chapter II Fitz-Hugh Ludlow; pp. 13-14
- Artemus Ward on His Travels pp. 15
- The Pugs of Merry England By One of 'Em; pp. 15
- Mr. Lincoln Has Spoken pp. 16
- Boole Among the Books pp. 16
- A Lover's Letter P. Gasus; pp. 16
- Ten Years After pp. 16
- Webster's Statue pp. 17
- Letting Him Down Easy pp. 18
- From the Hub pp. 18
- There's a Lower Depth pp. 18
- Howell Cobb W. A. S.; pp. 18
- Cartoon—A Good Boy pp. 19-20
- The Third House, Letter II pp. 21-22
- The One-Pony Express pp. 22
- Ledger, Ledger, Ledgerest pp. 22
- The Æsthetics of Books pp. 23-24
- Once More unto the Breach pp. 24
- Not So Bad for Brooklyn pp. 24
- The Primpenny Family, Chapter III Fitz-Hugh Ludlow; pp. 25-26
- A Few Nursery-Rhymes pp. 26
- Extract pp. 27
- The Gallant Buccaneer pp. 27
- Miserrima pp. 28
- Good Company pp. 28
- The Third House, Letter III pp. 29
- The Rising of the Afrite pp. 30
- Cartoon—The Rising of the Afrite pp. 31-32
- Rarey pp. 33
- A New Crotchet pp. 33
- Our Chinese Correspondence Myduck; pp. 34
- Something to Be Thankful For pp. 34
- Woke Up the Wrong Passenger pp. 35
- The Renegades pp. 36
- Little Jimmee pp. 36
- Artemus Ward pp. 37
- Sanford Again pp. 38
- Cheap Literature pp. 38
- Simon Says Down pp. 39
- Vanity pp. 39
- The French For It pp. 40
- Mr. Everett Speaks Decidedly pp. 40
- Treason in Carmine Street pp. 40
- Salt pp. 40
- The Northern Star pp. 41
- Before the Restaurant pp. 41
- Seasonable Thoughts pp. 41
- As of Old pp. 42
- Cartoon—Like Meets Like pp. 43-44
- The Back Trail pp. 45
- The Twin Devils pp. 45
- Our Eagle and Our Flag pp. 45
- The Third House, Letter IV pp. 46-47
- Brooklyniment for Sore Consciences pp. 48
- No Law and Yet a Great Deal of It! pp. 48
- The Jolly Millers pp. 48
- A Nursery Rhyme pp. 48
- Three Blind Rats pp. 48
- The Primpenny Family, Chapter IV Fitz-Hugh Ludlow; pp. 49-51
- Æsthetics of Hanging pp. 51
- The Great Lunacy pp. 52
- Il Giuramento pp. 52
- Call the Roll pp. 52
- Holy See-Cession Tim Moore; pp. 53
- Footy pp. 53
- All Hail Montgomery pp. 54
- Down pp. 54
- Fernando First pp. 54
- Cartoon—Cameron at Springfield pp. 55-56
- The Third House, Letter V pp. 57
- More Pap for Government Babies pp. 58
- Cardiac Affections pp. 58
- Posthumous Patriotism pp. 59
- Dust to Dust pp. 59
- A Voice from the Pit pp. 59
- Political Mother-Gooseries pp. 59
- The Professor of the Tea-Table pp. 60
- P. P. C. pp. 60
- The Primpenny Family, Chapter V Fitz-Hugh Ludlow; pp. 61-64
- Bella Hinkley pp. 63
- Hæc Fabula Docet pp. 63
- Affairs in Italy McArone; pp. 64
- Snaix pp. 64
- Blood-Money pp. 65
- Peculative Chivalry pp. 65
- On the Gaff pp. 65
- The President of the United States. December, 1860 pp. 66
- Cartoon—Richelieu pp. 67-68
- The Third House, Letter VI pp. 69
- To You Who Read pp. 70
- Our Scientific Department pp. 70
- Weathercock Journalism pp. 71
- Gaudeamus pp. 72
- Tremendous Idea pp. 72
- Regrets pp. 72
- True Enough pp. 72
- The Primpenny Family, Chapter VI Fitz-Hugh Ludlow; pp. 73-75
- The Reverend Roscius pp. 75
- Our Compromise pp. 76
- By All Means pp. 76
- Law of Master and Servant pp. 77
- Mother Goose-Berries pp. 77
- A New Song of Sixpence pp. 77
- We May Be Happy Yet pp. 77
- The Express Upon Skates pp. 77
- What the Nation Said to Its Servants pp. 78
- Cartoon—Abolition Tracks pp. 79-80
- A Letter From the Hermit at Nixon's pp. 81
- The Third House, Letter VII pp. 81
- Affairs in Italy McArone; pp. 82
- The Vassar Female College pp. 82
- The Right Man in the Right Place pp. 83
- The Other "Abou-Ben-Adem" pp. 83
- Vanity Fair Sees Martha pp. 84
- The Rum Old Commodore pp. 84
- The Primpenny Family, Chapter VII Fitz-Hugh Ludlow; pp. 85-87
- Affairs in Italy McArone; pp. 88
- An Epistle from an Outraged Alderman pp. 88
- P. F. pp. 89
- Mutton, Considered as a Fine Art pp. 89
- Mr. Lincoln's Tour to Washington pp. 90
- Cartoon—The Great Show at Montgomery pp. 91-92
- Mobile Advertising pp. 93
- Wikoff pp. 93
- Artemus Ward, Letter VIII pp. 94
- Police Items pp. 95
- Nicely Japanned pp. 95
- To Dr. Bellows pp. 96
- Quem Deus Vult Perdere pp. 96
- The Primpenny Family, Chapter VIII pp. 97-99
- Swinging Up Somewhere pp. 99
- Southern Heraldry pp. 100
- Affairs in Italy McArone; pp. 100
- Vanity Fair Sees un Ballo in Maschera pp. 101
- Progress of Mr. Lincoln pp. 102
- Wirey pp. 102
- Cartoon—The Inside Track pp. 103-104
- A Metallic Voice pp. 105
- Boston and Its Pictures, No. II Wolf Mahlstock; pp. 105
- Grist to the Mill pp. 105
- A Kick for the Union pp. 106
- Mr. Kellogg of Illinois pp. 106
- A Story with a Game Flavor pp. 106
- An Outrage pp. 106
- Our Manufactures pp. 106
- The Song of the Presidential Pilgrim pp. 107
- The Third House, Letter VIII pp. 108
- The Primpenny Family, Chapter IX Fitz-Hugh Ludlow; pp. 109-111
- The Man Who Blows the Bugle pp. 112
- Affairs in Italy McArone; pp. 112
- Movements of Mr. Lincoln pp. 113
- Something Like a Husband pp. 113
- That Salute pp. 113
- Vanity Fair Sees Rigoletto pp. 114
- Cartoon—Our Great Iceberg Melting Away pp. 115-116
- From the Ten Cent Lady pp. 117
- A New Thing on the Programme pp. 117-118
- Exit Jacobus pp. 118
- Half Baked pp. 118
- The Heavy Weights of Light Literature pp. 119
- Weston pp. 119
- The Third House, Letter IX pp. 120
- The Primpenny Family, Chapter X Fitz-Hugh Ludlow; pp. 121-123
- A Wail from Philadelphia pp. 123
- Murder by Fire pp. 123
- Natural History—The Pelican State pp. 124
- Vanity Fair to Mayor Wood pp. 124
- A Lay of the Sunny South pp. 124
- Affairs in Italy McArone; pp. 125
- Letter from United States Senator Lane pp. 125
- Reflections pp. 126
- Musings on the Morning Papers pp. 126
- Cartoon—Daring Leap pp. 127-128
- Miserere! pp. 129
- The Æsthetics of Boots, No. III Aldi Borondi Fosca Phorniostious; pp. 129
- Our Would-Be Minister to Sardinia pp. 130
- The Herald Jenkins pp. 131
- Our Foreign Missions pp. 131
- Quiet Comfort pp. 131
- The Grammar of Art-Gossip pp. 132
- Rather 'Stonishin pp. 132
- Shrunk pp. 132
- The Primpenny Family, Chapter XI Fitz-Hugh Ludlow; pp. 133-135
- Uncle Sam and a Coercionist pp. 135
- East Side Theatricals pp. 136
- Sia Felice pp. 136
- Affairs in Italy McArone; pp. 137
- Amusement Extraordinary pp. 138
- Cartoon—Prof. Lincoln in His Great Feat of Balancing pp. 139-140
- Cruise of the Polly Ann Artemus Ward; pp. 141
- Metallic Influences pp. 141
- The Grand Concert pp. 142
- Schurz pp. 142
- The Strawberries pp. 143
- All Is not Gold that Glitters pp. 144
- Musings on the Morning Papers, No. II pp. 144
- The Primpenny Family, Chapter XII pp. 145-147
- H. G. upon Weed pp. 148
- Lo! The Poor! pp. 148
- Specimens of Secessional School Books pp. 148
- Affairs in Italy McArone; pp. 149
- Operatic pp. 149
- The Tangled Webb pp. 150
- J. B.'s Petition pp. 150
- Cartoon—Open Your Mouth and Shut Your Eyes pp. 151-152
- Philip, His Hand-Book pp. 153-154
- The Right of Search pp. 155
- Cui Bono pp. 155
- Wretched Indeed! pp. 156
- Startling Improvements in Arms pp. 156
- The Primpenny Family, Chapter XIII pp. 157-158
- Sunset pp. 158
- Too Gushing pp. 158
- Sound Principles pp. 158
- Every One on His Own Axis pp. 159
- Give a Dog a Bad Name pp. 159
- The First Kick at the Lion pp. 159
- New York Exhumed pp. 160-161
- Our Boston Correspondence pp. 161
- You're Another pp. 161
- Seward "Talks Turkey" to Webb pp. 161
- Philip, His Hand-Book pp. 162
- Cartoon—The Noblest Roman of Them All pp. 163-164
- Look Out for this Bird! pp. 165
- Answers to Correspondents pp. 165
- The Third House, Letter X pp. 165
- How to Keep Canaries Dedicated to Miss Nancy pp. 166
- Affairs in Italy McArone; pp. 166-167
- Down With the Flag! pp. 167
- On Writing History pp. 168
- The Primpenny Family, Chapter XIV Fitz-Hugh Ludlow; pp. 169-171
- Fine Words vs. Parsnips pp. 172
- Charmed Lives pp. 172
- The Wharf Rat pp. 172
- A Word for the Bird pp. 173
- Before the Palace William Winter; pp. 173
- Awake There! pp. 174
- Cartoon—Principle vs. Interest pp. 175-176
- Vanity Fair Book Review pp. 177
- Bull-Rushes pp. 177
- Litera Scripta Manet pp. 177
- Affairs in Italy McArone; pp. 178
- New Atlantic Telegraph pp. 178
- Refuge for a Destitute Motto pp. 179
- Too Good to Be True pp. 179
- The Cab-Age pp. 179
- Our Active and Efficient Police pp. 180
- Soyez Sage! pp. 180
- Maine in March pp. 181
- To the Border Men pp. 182
- The Coming Man pp. 182
- Business Cards—The Jeweller pp. 182
- Wendell Phillips pp. 182
- Vanity Fair Book Notices pp. 182
- The Turtle Train pp. 183
- Napoleon's Tomb in New-York pp. 183
- Not that Man pp. 183
- Mr. Bull Contributes to the Harmony of the Occasion pp. 184
- Affairs in Italy McArone; pp. 184
- Raising the Hatchet pp. 185
- The Jeremy Diddlers of the Army and Navy pp. 185
- A Minotification pp. 185
- It Still Lives pp. 186
- Cartoon—The Last Advice pp. 187-188
- Histrionic, if not Historic pp. 189
- The Land of the Pine to the Land of the Palm pp. 189
- Anderson at Fort Sumter pp. 189
- Official pp. 189
- The Spring Fashions pp. 190
- More Trifles pp. 190
- Stolidity of a London Police Magistrate pp. 191
- Natural History—The Rejected Contributor pp. 192
- Song of the Keys pp. 192
- Local War News pp. 193
- A Suggestion, to Major Anderson pp. 193
- Gems of War-Journalism pp. 194
- Thereby "Hangs" a Tale pp. 194
- Dear Murdered Duncan pp. 195
- Affairs in Italy McArone; pp. 196
- A Word to the Milliner of the Period pp. 197
- Advice to a Private Ear pp. 197
- The Color of Romance pp. 197
- Gone for Good pp. 198
- Out and Fight pp. 198
- Cartoon—Let it Be Ever Thus with Traitors pp. 199-200
- The Fight at Sumter pp. 201
- Words of the Day pp. 201
- The Southern Confederacy Illustrated pp. 202
- The Case of "Jasper" pp. 202
- A Regular Son-of-a-Gun pp. 202
- The Seventh pp. 202
- Barney pp. 203
- The Battle of Morris' Island pp. 204
- Anecdotes of the War pp. 204
- Latest from the Wind-Mill pp. 204
- Baltimore pp. 205
- The Rally! pp. 205
- Affairs in Italy McArone; pp. 206
- Hurrah for Butler! pp. 207
- The Women of Our Union pp. 207
- The Magazines pp. 207
- The Throws of War pp. 208
- Henry Ward Beecher By Our Brooklinenite; pp. 208
- Ho! Men of the North! pp. 208
- Væ Victis pp. 209
- We Don't Know about That pp. 209
- Get Out pp. 209
- The Whereabouts of Gen. Beauregard pp. 210
- Cartoon—Ain't There a Nice Crop pp. 211-212
- Natural History—"The Rocks" pp. 213
- Advice Gratis pp. 213
- Fernando's Proclamations pp. 213
- The Gun Making Rascals! pp. 213
- Our Zouaves pp. 214
- Mottoes and Maxims for the Times pp. 214
- Advice that Is Advice pp. 214
- Tall Talk pp. 214
- No Nonsense There pp. 215
- Northmen, Come Out! Charles Godfrey Leland; pp. 215
- Smead's Battery pp. 215
- Vanity Fair Book Review pp. 216
- The New Custom-House Regime pp. 216
- Now Then, Move Along There pp. 216
- Be It Remembered pp. 216
- The Catspaw pp. 216
- So Reported pp. 217
- High Art pp. 217
- Rent Free pp. 217
- Awful Bad Ones By an Only Daughter; pp. 217
- Ink Illæ Lachrymæ pp. 218
- The Unkindest Cut of All pp. 218
- The Yard-Arm Tree pp. 218
- The Situation pp. 219
- Beauregard pp. 219
- A Oad Goliah O'Gahaghan; By an Oye-Witness; pp. 220
- A Bas Sandford pp. 220
- Able and Eloquent pp. 221
- Bow-Wow! pp. 221
- Scot Free pp. 221
- The Downfall of Gentility pp. 222
- Latest and Most Authentic pp. 222
- Cartoon—Proposed Meeting of Ex-Presidents pp. 223-224
- The Erl King pp. 225
- Letter from Captain John Smith pp. 225
- Hurrah for Blunt! pp. 225
- All Abroad! pp. 226
- Woe to the Traitor! pp. 227
- Perkins's Purple pp. 228
- Lord Lyons pp. 228
- The Nightingale pp. 228
- A Slight Mistake pp. 228
- Artemus Ward pp. 229-230
- Read! Read!! Intercepted Letter from Jeff D. to General B. pp. 230
- America to the World pp. 230
- An Incident pp. 231
- A Colting pp. 231
- Damascus Twist pp. 231
- The Gentlemen pp. 232
- A General Surmise pp. 232
- A Special Edict pp. 232
- This Side Up pp. 233
- Sword and Plough Charles Dawson Shanly; pp. 233
- Cash that Ought to Be Looked After pp. 234
- A Pious Pair pp. 234
- Cartoon—Bad Business pp. 235-236
- Affairs in Italy McArone; pp. 237
- Cocke-Adoodle-Doo pp. 237
- Hurrah for the War! pp. 238
- Free! pp. 238
- Death, the Reaper pp. 239
- Heigho! Says Rowdy pp. 239
- Southern Infantry in Arms pp. 239
- Terpsichorean Tactics pp. 240
- Questiones Rationales Frischlinus Tollenkopfius; pp. 240
- Shut Up There! pp. 240
- "Old Virginny" pp. 240
- A Question of Color pp. 240
- What Fort Sumter Did for Me pp. 241-243
- Big Thing in Maine pp. 243
- Mother Goose for Jeff. Davis pp. 243
- Our War Correspondence McArone; pp. 244
- Pets for the Camp pp. 245
- To the Tomb pp. 245
- A House Built upon Sand pp. 246
- Pocket and Principle pp. 246
- A Word to Western Virginia pp. 246
- A Sketch of the Southern Congress pp. 246
- Cartoon—The Two Rogues pp. 247-248
- Home Guards pp. 249
- Dimick pp. 249
- Vengeance Dire pp. 249
- Wanted: The Facts pp. 249
- The Volunteer's Soliloquy pp. 249
- The Battle of the Skies pp. 250
- Two Very Large Mice pp. 250
- Artemus Ward pp. 251
- The Night-Shriek pp. 252
- The Recruits' Catechism pp. 252
- Artemus Ward pp. 253
- The Spoils of War pp. 253
- The Turf pp. 254
- Vanity Fair Book Review pp. 254
- War! War!! War!!! pp. 255
- Sic Itur Ad (-) pp. 255
- Signs of the War-Weather pp. 256
- Colonel Ellsworth R. H. Stoddard; pp. 256
- Cartoon—The Great Southern Peter Funk Shop pp. 257-258
- Fuller Again pp. 259
- The Romance of the Indian pp. 259
- Dog or Cat? pp. 259
- Grand Telegraphic Descent pp. 260
- The Southern Malbrook pp. 261
- A Representative Man pp. 261
- Dispiriting for Consumers pp. 262
- Gems from the Charleston Courier pp. 262
- England and France pp. 262
- Artemus Ward pp. 263
- Curious Entomological Fact pp. 264
- Non Angli, Sed Angeli pp. 264
- The Concert "Saloon" pp. 264
- Army Contractors pp. 265
- Military Barber-ism pp. 265
- A Boston Institution pp. 265
- Sharpshooting and the Longbow pp. 266
- The Ladle and the Lancet pp. 266
- Cartoon—Not the Cheese pp. 267-268
- King Cotton R. H. Stoddard; pp. 269
- A Complaint pp. 269
- A Wor Pome Mr. K. N. Pepper, Esq.; pp. 270
- Our War Correspondence McArone; pp. 271
- New Concert Hall in Broadway pp. 272
- The Storming of Fort Pickens pp. 272
- Moses, the Sassy; or, the Disguised Duke Artemus Ward; pp. 273
- Linsey-Woolsey pp. 274
- Cuffee Again pp. 274
- The Hempen Cravat pp. 275
- Special Camp Correspondence pp. 275
- Diplomatic: Vanity Fair Remonstrates with the British Lion pp. 276
- Cartoon—Design for a Statue of English Justice pp. 277-278
- General Poetical Agency pp. 279
- A Clouded Letter pp. 280
- Letter from McArone pp. 281
- The Seventh pp. 282
- The Treason of Trask pp. 283
- Vanity Fair Book Review pp. 283
- New York Gone to Grass pp. 284
- Bib-Bib-Berry pp. 284
- Hardee Made Easy pp. 284
- Contrabandbox of War pp. 285
- Letters from the People, No. 2 pp. 285
- Sympathy pp. 285
- Great Bethel pp. 286
- Tyng-a-Ling-Tyng pp. 286
- Southern Prayeries pp. 286
- Cartoon—The Idol of England pp. 287-288
- The Society for the Suppression of Wit pp. 289
- Victoria to Vanity Fair pp. 289
- Trying Times pp. 290
- Charge on the Twelve Hundred pp. 290
- Our War Correspondence McArone; pp. 291
- South Carolina's Desire pp. 292
- Douglas pp. 293
- Passiflora Americana pp. 293
- The Wail of the Seventh pp. 293
- Hardee Made Easy pp. 294
- A Good, Sociable Idea pp. 294
- The Two Armies pp. 294
- What People Say about Gen. Lyon The Corporal; pp. 295
- The Luxury of Giving pp. 295
- Our War Correspondence McArone; pp. 296
- A Right Pleasant Old Song pp. 296
- The Great Davis Dinner on the Fourth of July pp. 297
- Let Us Alone pp. 297
- Dreadful to Think of! pp. 298
- The Double Dearth pp. 298
- Special Camp Correspondence pp. 298
- Cartoon—It May Come to This pp. 299-300
- The Stars and Bars pp. 301
- Virtue Unrequited pp. 301
- Movements of "The Committees of Safety" pp. 301
- Plums for the Profession pp. 302
- Rejected National Hymns pp. 302
- A Little Ballad pp. 302
- Index pp. 303-306