Europe and elsewhere, by Mark Twain [pseud.] [with an appreciation by Brander Matthews and an introduction by Albert Bigelow Paine]

EUROPE AND ELSEWHERE
The "head man"! Why, then, this poor rascal,
innocent or guilty, must pay the whole bill, if he
cannot squeeze it out of his poor-devil neighbors.
But, indeed, he can be depended upon to try, even
to the skinning them of their last brass farthing,
their last rag of clothing, their last ounce of food. He
can be depended upon to get the indemnity out of them,
though it cost stripes and blows, blood-tears, and flesh.
THE TALE OF THE KING AND HIS TREASURER
How strange and remote and romantic and Oriental and Arabian-Nighty it all seems-and is. It
brings back the old forgotten tales, and we hear the
King say to his Treasurer:
"Bring me 30,000 gold tomauns."
"Allah preserve us, Sire! the treasury is empty."
"Do you hear? Bring the money-in ten days.
Else, send me your head in a basket."
"I hear and obey."
The Treasurer summons the head men of a hundred
villages, and says to one:
" Bring me a hundred gold tomauns." To another,
"Bring me five hundred." To another, "Bring a
thousand. In ten days. Your head is the forfeit."
"Your slaves kiss your feet! Ah, high and mighty
lord, be merciful to our hard-pressed villagers; they
are poor, they are naked, they starve; oh, these
impossible sums! even the half —"
"Go! Grind it out of them, crush it out of them,
turn the blood of the fathers, the tears of the mothers,
the milk of the babes to money-or take the consequences. Have you heard?"
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