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LAUS DEO SEMPER.
THat Antient Philosopher Plato gives us a Proverb for imitation. A man that spins out his age idlely, and not distributing the gifts given him by God Almighty; he ought to be expelled out of the vulgar Society of men, and unworthy of the Name: This saying having taken deep im∣pression in my thoughts, I endeavoured to arrive by Gods blessing and my weak endea∣vours to the study o•• Physick, to know what hath hitherto been hid to others, so that now I have obtained to some knowledge more than our Forefathers could boast on: I being able and experienced to cure all Persons that are bursten, either Men, Women, or Children, according to their different constitutions. Besides the several Di∣seases that I have cured in them Countries where I have Travelled, in High-Germany, Poland, France, Spain, and Italy, whereof I need not here parti∣cularize, there being so many that can testifie it.
Now the agreement that I make with every one is, that shall come to be cured for Bursten Bellies, or Ruptures. That no man shall give a farthing for my Me∣dicines or pains till he hath been cured half a year. Let the Rupture or Bursten Belly be either Harnia Carnosa, Aquosa, Ventosa, Cerebalis, intestinalis, Inquina∣lis, Ramag Varicosus, vel Raminensius, vmblise, if you have had any of these Ru∣ptures many years, as well Men, Women, or Children, I can help them going or standing, so that they may Travel by Land or by ••ater, without hin∣••ring of any business in what kind soever, because I help them without Cut∣ting, or any thing inwardly, without any pain or danger to their body, which I do with applying somewhat outwardly, and rubbing of it on the Rupture or Bursten Belly, in such a manner that you shall be cured with little trouble. I shall not require one Farthing till they have been Cured half a year so well, as well those that live in the Country as in the City, only I shall re∣quire your Names and the places of your abode when the half year is expired. And then when you are Cured of your Rupture or Bursten Belly; when the half year is past, then the Rich shall pay me Forty shillings, the meaner Thirty, the Poor Twenty. In this manner I will undertake to Cure you from your Distemper, let the Rupture or Bursten Belly be neyer so big.
☞ Note. If any Gentlewoman hath gotten a Rupture or any foul Venereal Di∣stemper; or is subject to Obstructions, and is ashamed to discover her Distem∣per to me; they may speak to my Wife, and she shall relieve them very secretly.
Secondly, I do cure all Persons that have been at Venus Sports: That Di∣sease hath many Symptoms, it lyes in the Head, Shoulders, Arms, and Legs, which Men have had a long time perhaps: also I do cure the Disease with all its attendants, which by reason that they may the better be understood, I shall