That chant it in the Groves did emulate, Thessaliam Temple did maligne his fate.
If thou perhaps dost more desire to know,
Our Neighbours Candidus that lives below,
That follow'd still his Precepts, will impart
Us to; for he remembers it, his art.
But now the sev'n hol'd Pipe let's try, let's sound:
Yet I the Muses first implore around
To daigne their presence, but my chiefest guest,
Polymna, more remembring then the rest.
The female Sex is servile, cruel, proud,
Wanting law, measure, reason, very loud;
The bounds of right omits, extremes admits,
Doth all things unadvisedly by fits:
Or it will slowly creep, or swiftly run,
Or cold it is as Ice, or hot as Sun:
Never well temper'd, never moderate,
Or she will dearly love, or deadly hate.
Would she seem grave? Too sullenly she lowres:
Would she less grave seem plausible? She tow'rs
On levity, and with a wanton smile
Displays immodest Impudence the while.
She weeps and laughs, fears, dares, is wise, unwise,
Will, will not: All things doth by contraries.
Flitting, inconstant, wand'ring, pratling, vain,
Two-tongued, threatning, of imperious strain;
Angry, blood-thirsty, wicked, avaricious,
Catching, complaining, credulous, malicious,
Lying, impatient, burd'nous, tipling all,
Rash, taunting, light, ambitious, magicall;
She-Pander, superstitious, slothful, prone
To gossip, studious of the Stews, alone
Of dainty palate, wanton, malapert,
Addict to tenderness, addict (with art)
To smooth-fac'd Adulation, and addict
To trim her face, to make her beauty trickt:
She, wrath and hate retaining, doth defer