The doubtful heir. A tragi-comedie, as it was acted at the private house in Black-Friers: written by James Shirley. Never printed before.
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- The doubtful heir. A tragi-comedie, as it was acted at the private house in Black-Friers: written by James Shirley. Never printed before.
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- Shirley, James, 1596-1666.
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- London :: printed for Humphrey Robinson at the three Pigeons, and Humphrey Moseley at the Prince's Armes in St. Paul's Church-yard,
- 1652.
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Well, what Ladies give him hereafter to bu•• new Feathers, may his body compell him to bestow upon a Surgeon.
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May they that look for his Nose, go about for want of a ••ridge, and let him wear no Legs but what he buyes from the Carpenter.
May his face break out, and undo him in taf∣fata, and may the patches at the last be so many, till his skin be invisible, and his goggle eyes look through a Mask.
May he live to be as much coward as we ha' been, and be beaten!
Abominably beaten, and may the miracle be on our side, that we may be valiant, and be the Men to doe it, oh I would have no more mercy.—
Save you Gallants, save you Courtiers.
My noble Captain.
It may be he did not hear us.
Hark you, what purchase have you two made lately?
Of what?
Can you tell where we may borrow as much money upon our extraordinary places, as will set up shop agen? For this Court trade wo' not do.
How?
No indeed Captain we ha' made little benefit since we came to be extraordinaries.
Ye took not the right way then.
That may be.
Why, cannot you lie, and swear, and pawn your souls for six pence, the Devill could not furnish ••he City with two more hopefull Borachios. You have a Carrot-colourd Beard, and that never fails, and your worships face is a prognostication of preferment
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By this empty pocket, I have but one Shirt
You jeast y'saith.
And by all my no money, I have but half a one left
Come, come, you took up linnen lately, I heard You did.
I, smocks.
Why they are in fashion with extraordina∣ry Courtiers.
But if you be in earnest, I can tell, where you May furnish your selves richly.Where? where?
W'y in the Shops for ready money, but you would Save charges.
I marry Captain.
Not to us Captain, we have been beholding to you.
And it happens, as if fortune had made you miserable
A purpose to bless you both with such a preferment, as wo'not be offerd agen in a Coronation.
On good Captain, for we are extraordinary miserable.
Then observe; you are not ignorant how things go at Court, the King is in prison.
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So.
And his wench with him that walk'd in Breeches; The Queen resolves they shall both dye.
Good.
This morning too; now in regard the King is a person of qualitie—
I think he be.
And the tother a Lady, as some imagine, you two may do very well to undertake now—
Any thing.
To be a couple of Hangmen: d'ee mark? to dis∣patch the Queens enemies in what horrid way, her coun∣sell shall think convenient, you will do service to the State, and have extraordinary rewards; besides the honour and reputation of your places; what say? 'tis my pure love to make this first offer to you.
Do we look like a couple of Hangmen?
No you ha' not so good a complexion; and now I think on't you sha'not live to have that preferment come, draw you that wear your Sword like a Bum-baly, do as I bid you, and that quickly.
It wo'not come out Sir—
No.—this shall in then—
I will put more strength to'c.
So, now, d'ee mark—kill one another.
Kill one another?
Yes and doo't religiously, with as much alacrity as you would devour an Orphan: and do't hansomly, that you may not be hangd when you are dead.
I'l see't done, he that is dull shall have my goad to quicken him: —This is very fine sport.
Necessity has taught 'em the noble science, come. if all fail, you shall fight challenges; ther's mony and
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broken Pates to be got that way, you can make legs, and gape like Gudgins for benevolence, cut scurvy capers, to shew your Legs are well, when your Head bleeds; farewell; stay, you want money, I had forgot, there is twelve pence apiece for you.
How Captain? I hope not.
They are not hearty yet, they think I serve 'em with Press money agen; no, tis my pure bounne. Go, set up agen, and trust Souldiers, without impertinent asking for your debts; they I pay you.
As you ha' done.
I'l hearken how you behave you selves farewell. When you are rich, I'l visit you agen, and borrow money.
Too much is too much; humh.
Now have I a great mind to fight with your Captainship.
So have I, now my Hands in, methinks 'tis nothing.
You are not desperate?
We are a little better, as good be Hang'd for kil∣ling of you Captain, as live after the rate of our disgrace. I am resolv'd.
This is enough at once we may come too't in time.
Why now I love you, love you, as well as you do Law.
Upon good terms we love you too.
Let's shake Hands, you sha'not to your vomit agen. Now you dare sight, I'l tell you a hundred wayes to get moneys, come, wee'l drink and divide fortunes, Run not back into cows agen.
I'l be Antient now agen.
And I Lieutenant.
Both my own Boyes.
'Tis not so hard to fight I see, if a Man be but desperate, and give his mind too't.
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Pox a Cowards; come Captain.
Let me hug ye my brace of Mirmidons, And drink a Tun of Wine to this conversion.
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Flie, and save your selves the Fort's surpris'd By the Prince of Arragon, whose troups have seiz'd the City, reeling with Wine, and careless of their strength, in their joyes for you Sir.