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The Ballad On the North-Countrymans Song on his View of London Sights.
WHen Ize came first to London-Town,
Ize wor a Noviz, as many mo men are;
Ize thought the King had live at the Crown,
And all the way to Heaven had been through the Star.
Ize set up my Horse, and Ize went to Powles,
••lds nigs, quoth I, what a Kirk bee'th hear,
Then Ize did swear by all Kurson souls,
••t wor a mile long or very near.
The top wor as high as any Hill,
A Hill quo, I, nay as a Mountain;
But Ize went up with very good will,
But gladder was I to come down again.
For as I went up my Head ga round;
Then be it known to all Kurson people,
A man is no little way fro the Ground;
When he's o'th the top of Pauls Steeple.
Ize lay down my Hat and Ize went to pray,
But wor not this a pitiful case?
A'vor Ize had done it wor stolen away;
VVho'd a thought Theeves had been in that place?
Now vor my Hot Ize made great moan,
A stander by then to me zaid,
Thou dost not observe the Scripture aright;
For thou mun a watcht, as well as pray'd.
From thence to Westminster Ize went,
VVhere many a brave Lawyer Ize did zee,
••ut zome there had a bad intent;
••'m zure my Purse was stoln from me.