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An Address of perfect Courtship.
LAdy, who are inspir'd with all the Praises that belong to your Sex, I am come to offer you my services, which you may at present only call Obedi∣ent, hoping that your better knowledge of it will style it faithfull.
Sir, I think Fame is more favourable to me then Truth, since all that has been publish'd concerning me proves so false; and therefore you have reason to present me your feigned service, in obedience to my feigned merit.
Madam, you wrong your Beauty, which being so great, can work no other designs in me, but those of only honouring you.
Sir, This confirms my former Opinion; for seeing my self without beauty, of which you cannot be ig∣norant, I must necessarily be unprovided of all those services that ddpend thereon.
Madam, I fear I should sin against the Truth, should I put my self to the trouble to make you see them. It is a thing so visible of it self, that by endeavouring to demonstrate it by words, I should presume to assist your judgment.
Sir, I find you are easily able to overcome my Rhe∣torick, but not my Belief.
Madam, I am confident to shew this advantage, by shewing the proofs of my Obedience, that Men will condemn your misbelief to authorize my true Say∣ings.
Sir, Such kind of words as these are usual in this 〈◊〉〈◊〉, which promise always a great deal of service, ••••t perform little but outward Complements.