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CHAP. XVIII. Of the Cozenages and crafty Tricks of Beggars.
HAving treated of Monsters, it follows that we speak of those things which either of them∣selvs, by reason of their nature full of admiration, have some kind of monstrousness in them, or else from some other wayes, as by the craft and cozenage of men. And be∣cause to the last mentioned crafts of the Devill, the subtle devices of begging companions are somewhat alike, therefore I will handle them in the next place, that the Surgeon being admo∣nished of them, may be more cautious and cunning in discerning them when he meets with them.
* 1.1Anno Dom. 1525. when I was at Anjou, there stood a crafty beggar begging at the Church door, who tying and hiding his own arm behind his back, shewed in stead thereof, one cut from the body of one that was hanged, and this he propped up and bound to his brest, and so laid it open to view, as if it had been all enflamed, so to move such as passed by unto greater commiseration of him. The cozenage lay hid, every one giving him mony, untill at length his counterfeit arm not being surely fastened, fell upon the ground, many seeing and observing it: he being apprehen∣ded and laid in prison, by the appointment of the Magistrate, was whipped through the Town, with his false arm hanging before him, and so banished.
* 1.2I had a brother called John Parey, a Surgeon, who dwelt in Vitre in Britain; he once observed a young woman begging, who shewed her breast, as if it had a cancrous ulcer thereon, looking fearfully by reason of much sordid filth, wherewith it seemed to defile the cloth that lay under it. But when as he had more diligently beheld the womans face, and the fresh color thereof, as also of the places about the ulcer, and the good habit of the whole body agreeable to that color (for she was somewhat fat, and of a very good habit of body) he was easily hereby induced to suspect some roguery and deceit. He acquainted the Magistrate with this his suspicion, and got leave that he might carry her home to his house, so to search her more narrowly. Where opening her breast, he found under her arm-pit, a sponge moistned with a commixture of beasts blood and milk, and carried through an elder-pipe to the hidden holes of her counterfeit cancer. Therefore he foments her breast with warm water, and with the moisture thereof looseth the skins of black, green, and yellow frogs, laid upon it, and stuck together with glew, made of bole armenick, the white of an egg, and flower; and these being thus fetched off, he found her breast perfectly sound.
The beggar being cast for this into prison, confessed that she was taught this trick by a beggar that lay with her, who himself also, by putting about his leg an Oxes Milt, and perforating it in sundry places, that so the forementioned liquor might drop out, counterfeited an ulcer of a monstrous bigness and malignity, covering the edges of the Milt on every side with a filthy cloth. This beggar was diligently enquired after, but could not be found; and so she was whipped and banished.
* 1.3Within less then a year after, there came into the same city a notable crafty companion, who presently taking up the Church doors, laid open his wares; to wit, a Kercher with some small pieces of mony lying thereon, a wooden Barrel, and* 1.4 Cliquets, where-with he would ever now and then make a great noise: his face was spread over with great thick pustles, being of a black∣ish red color, and made with glue like those that have the Leprosie: this his ghastly look made him to be pitied by all men, which was the cause that every one gave him mony. Then my bro∣ther came somewhat nearer him, and asked him how long he had been troubled with this so cruel disease; he answered with an obscure and hoarse voice, that he was born a Leper from his Mothers womb, and that his parents both died of this wicked disease, so that their members sell away piece-meal. Now he had a woollen swathe about his chaps, wherewith (having his left hand un∣der his cloak) he so straitned his chaps, that much black blood rose into his face, and made him so hoarse that he could scarce speak; yet he could not contain himself, but that in speaking he ever now and then slackned the swathe with his hand, the freelier to draw his breath; which when my bro∣ther had observed, suspecting some cozenage, he obtained leave of the Magistrate to search and ex∣amine the man whether he were truly leprous, or no. First therefore he took away his swathe or rowler that was about his neck, then washed his face with warm water, so that the counterfeit glewed pustles were dissolved, and his face (free from all tainture) shewed it self of a good and natural colour and shape. Then he laid bare his whole body, and diligently viewed each part, and found no sign of a Leprosie, one or other. Which when the Magistrate once heard, he made him to be put in prison, and to be thrice whipped through the streets of the city, with his barrel hanging before him, and his cliquets behind him, adding thereto the punishment of perpetual ba∣nishment. It hapned that as he was whipped the third market-day, the people cried out to the hang-man in jest, that he should not fear to lash him soundly, for being leprous he could not feel it: the executioner incited by this cry of the people, did so be labor him, that the wretch died of his whipping within a short while after, having a just reward for his wickedness. For these impostors besides that they live like drones, feigning this or that disease and so being idle enjoy the fruits of others labors▪ they also divers times conspiring together, take away the lives and goods of ho∣nest and substantial citizens▪ and other people: for there are some of them, that in an evening, as men that have no habitation, desire lodging for a night, and it being granted them, they, when as the master of the house and his family are asleep, open the doors to their comrades, men as wi••ked as themselves, and kill and carry away all they can.