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Popish Fables, Protestant Truths, AND Plot-Smotherers Displayed, &c.
THese Whiggs are plaguy things, Mr. Swift-heel, they will defend Whiggism, or Re∣formation, (which you are pleased to call it) in spight of all our teeths, notwithstanding our manifold endeavours to the contrary. A man can't blow his Nose upon the Protestant Religion, nor wipe his A— with a Parliament, nor walk about the streets with the Re∣ligion in fashion, but he is presently a down-right main∣tainer of Popery: nay, if he concerns himself with no Re∣ligion at all, but walks about with an empty Brain and Conscience, then he is a Tory, a Brumegeum, a Tantivie, a what not? Bless us! what a vicious Age do we live in?
That is not all, Sir, neither; if we sute but our disposition to sail fairly and evenly before the wind with power, and wear our Religion as we do our Cloaths, till the Mode alters, then these Tell-truths do sometimes catch us before we are down; but we'll hocus pocus 'um, and make 'em know the difference between a Fiddle and a Prayer-book.
Hark ye though, Mr. Fly-blow, by the by, let me ask you one civil question, What Religion may you be of? Are you a true Orthodox Catholick?
Yes, and have taken my Degrees too.
Where, at St. Omers?
No, no, I'm a Protestant at large, by some