Cambridge jests, or, Witty alarums for melancholy spirits by a lover of ha, ha, he.

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Title
Cambridge jests, or, Witty alarums for melancholy spirits by a lover of ha, ha, he.
Author
Lover of ha, ha, he.
Publication
London :: Printed for Samuel Lowndes, and are to be sold at his shop ...,
1674.
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English wit and humor.
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"Cambridge jests, or, Witty alarums for melancholy spirits by a lover of ha, ha, he." In the digital collection Early English Books Online 2. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/A32424.0001.001. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed June 5, 2024.

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A Frenchman and his wife lodging at an Englishman's house, both so perfect children of their own Countreys, that neither understood each other; it so fell out, that the Frenchman's wife cry'd out in the night, and he ran up stairs to call a Midwife which lay over him; this being done, he ran down to acquaint his Landlord and Landlady with it; where standing by their Bed-side shivering, for it was in the depth of Winter. His Land-lady pitying him, said to her husband, Pray husband, since the weather is so bit∣ter cold, and you are here in bed with me, that you need fear nothing; and the bed is large enough, let Monsieur come and lie down with us till day light. So the French∣man was permitted to lie down on the o∣ther side of the woman. Now by that time, the good man having been weari∣ed by his daily labour, was fallen asleep again, the Snake began to grow warm, and crawl'd up upon the woman's belly. The motion of the bed awaking her hus∣band, he calls out, Wife what do you do with the Frenchman, what do you do? Why what would you have me do? said she, If I should speak to him, you know

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he understands not one word of Eng∣lish.

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