Cambridge jests, or, Witty alarums for melancholy spirits by a lover of ha, ha, he.
Lover of ha, ha, he.

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Two Gentlemen, a tall and a short one, woed the same Lady; and her Friends li∣king both, resolved to put it to her choice which she would have: Then viewing both well, and comparing their propor∣tions with her desires; seeing one short, the other tall and lusty; I will, said she, have the long one, if all things are propor∣tionable.