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VIce many times hath a shop near unto Vir∣tue (as said Origen) and deceives Merchants under colour of selling good commodities. Craft readily counterfeiteth wisdom, and some there are also, who make the wise to pass for subtile. But there is so much difference between them, as between glass and diamond. Craft is a false prudence, which maketh use of subtilities against right and justice; but true wisdom, though it be subtile, is never craf∣ty: For it pretends nothing at all against equity and good conscience.
If you desire to know wary wisdom, and to di∣stinguish * 1.1 it from craft, look upon what the Empe∣ress Theodora did, one of the worthiest women of her Age. She was married to the Emperour Theophilus, an Heretick, and a capital enemy to the honour of Images, which he forbade to be kept or esteemed, upon pain of death▪ Notwithstanding this pious Princess, who maintained Religion in the Empire what she might, and sweetened with much wisdom the wild humours of her husband, spared not to have in private pictures and holy Images, affording them singular veneration. It happened one day, that Dender the Emperour's fool, who played this part at Court, rather through natural blockishness, than dis∣simulation, came (as he was roaming up and down) into the Emperesse's chamber, and found her reve∣rencing those Images. He failed not in dinner-while to give the Emperour notice of it, at which time he used to entertain him with a thousand merriments, saying aloud, He found Manna (so he called the Emperess) with her babies, and that she was sudden∣ly surprized with it. Theophilus presently doubted it was Images his wife honoured, and at the rising from the Table, he sought her out all foaming with anger, and asked, where those puppets were she a∣dored in the presence of Dender? Truly we must consess, devout women have sometimes a marvellous dexterity to excuse a business; for she suddenly hit upon a handsom evasion, which freed her from the importunity of her husband. For in stead of seeming troubled and overtaken, she smiled very sweetly, ha∣ving therein an excellent grace: Behold Sir (saith she) verily one of the prettiest knacks happened in your Court of a long time. This fool Dender, who still doth somewhat worthy his name, came into my chamber, as I stood before my looking-glass with my women, and confusedly saw our faces represent∣ed in the glass, he thought they were images so sub∣tile wittied he is. Is not this an excellent jest? Then causing the fool to be taken by the arm, they set him before the looking-glass, saying: How now Dender, are not these thy habits? The Emperour was so sur∣prized with the wittie conceit of a discreet Princess, that he believed she had reason, and all the matter was instantly turned into laughter.
I term not this example a piece of craft, but a pru∣dence, * 1.2 as the stratagem of a Captain called Chares, who enjoyning his souldiers some labour upon his fortifications, and seeing they undertook it coldly, because they feared to marre their garments, which were handsome enough, he presently commanded every one should uncloth, and take the apparrel of his fellow. That done, and all the souldiers being perswaded their cassocks would not be spared by those who put them on, they wrought in good ear∣nest, and very quickly performed the task imposed upon them.
This ought to be stiled with the name of wisdom, rather than any other title. But if we observe what passeth in the world, we shall find there are two sorts of crafts. Some are politick addresses and sub∣tilities, which proceed not fully to injustice; but which notwithstanding aim at interest, at reputation and glory, by ways not sincere.
So there are men who resemble those houses, which * 1.3 have goodly gates, and most magnificent stair-ca∣ses, but never a fair chamber: they have some sweet∣ness of spirit, some readiness and prattle, which is never wanting, but no depth nor capacity, yet will seem able among company: which is the cause, that not daring to examine or solidly debate a point of doctrine, or a business, they presently flie to the conclusion, and find handsom evasions. Others have admirable tricks to seem wise, by making use of an∣other mans labour, and like droans eating the honey which the Bees gathered. Other, in handling af∣fairs, and seeking to get dispatches, amuze and daz∣zle with variety of discourse, such as they negotiate with, to the end to entrap them. Other, to cross a business, cause it to be proposed in the beginning by a man, who understands nothing thereof, of pur∣pose to give some ill impression of it. Other, break off a discourse they began upon some matter, to draw on the more appetite. Others, make a shew to have nothing less in their thoughts, than what they most desire, and let their main texts creep in the manner of a gloss. Other, have tales and histories in store, wherein they can enfold in covert terms, what they will not openly affirm. Other, in things important cause the foord to be sounded by men of less note, and many (as it is said) pull the chest-nuts out of the fire with the cats foot.
These are sleight merchandizes taken from the shop of worldly policie, which proceed not so far as to great injustice. But there are black and hydeous sub∣tilities, which tend to the subversion of humane socie∣ty, and deserve to be abhorred by all living men.
Such were those of Tryphon, (of whom it is spo∣ken in the Book of Macchabees) which were most * 1.4 fatal to the people of God. This wicked man, being the Tutour of young Antiochus, shewed himself in the beginning very zealous in al which concerned the good of his service, and having a design to subdue Syria, he would first have surprized the Macchabees, who were then very eminent in arms. But when he saw Jonathas come towards him with an Armie of fourty thousand men, the fox played his ordinary pranks, he received him with a pleasing counte∣nance, and overwhelmed him with heaps of cour∣tesies. He told him he desired to live with him as a faithfull brother, and that he accounted it too hea∣vie a charge, to keep so great an Army on foot in full peace, which could not but be prejudicial to the repose of the people. That he might walk con∣fidently every where how he pleased, without any other armour, than the amitie of King Antiochus, which was an assured buckler for all those who would make trial of his protection. This crafty companion not content with meer complements, carried Jonathas into all the places of his charge, with such honour and respect, that he caused him to be attended as himself, making shew, that wheresoe∣ver he set foot, there roses and lillies sprang. Ne∣ver doth any man take with a snare, until he have some bayt suitable to the appetite of him who catch∣eth at it. Jonathas a little loved honour, and his senses were dazeled with the lustre of pomps, and charmed with the sweetnesses of conversation in this subtile fellow. He believed, he trusted, his whole Army was cashiered by the perswasion of a man who wished him not well. He onely kept a thousand men with him to be as a Guard, and entered with Try∣phon