Sir Row.
Burnt, Madam! No, no, only the House fell on him, or so —
Feigns Chearfulness, and speaks to Lady Youthly.
La. You.
How! the House fell on him— Oh!
Sir Row.
Ah, Madam, that's all; why, the young Rogue has a Back like an Elephant— 'twill bear a Castle, Madam.
La. You.
Alas, good Man: What a Mercy 'tis, Mr. Twang, to have a Back like an Elephant!
La. Blun.
Of what wonderful Use it is upon Occasion —
Sir Row.
Ay—but—but I shall never see him more, Back nor Breast.
Weeps.
Twang.
Good Sir, discomfort not my Lady — Consider man's a flower —
Sir Row.
Ay, but George was such a Flower! He was, Mr. Twang, he was the very Pink of Prentices. Ah! what a rare Rampant Lord Mayor he wou'd have made? And what a Swinging Sheriff —
Cries.
Tere.
What, cry, so near your Wedding-day, Sir Rowland?
Sir Row.
Well, if he be gone — Peace be with him; and 'Ifaks, Sweet∣heart, we'll Marry, and beget new Sons and Daughters— but— but— I shall ne'er beget another George.
Cries.
Tere.
This is but a scurvy Tune for your Hymenical Song, Sir.
Sir Row.
Alas! Mrs. Teresia, my Instrument is untun'd, and good for no∣thing now but to be hung upon the Willows.
Cry within.
Murder, Murder, Murder.
Enter Footman.
Sir Merlin his Sword drawn, and Sir Morgan.
Sir Row.
What's here, my Rogue?
Twang.
What's the matter, Gentlemen, that ye enter the House in this Hostile manner?
Sir Morg.
What, Mr. Twang, de see!
Sir Mer.
Ay, ay — stand by Divinity — and know, that we, the Pil∣lars of the Nation, are come, de see — to Ravish.
La. Blun.
Oh, my dear Sir Morgan.
Embraces him.
Sir Merg.
I do not intend to Ravish, like a Jew, in my own Tribe—
La. You.
What say they, Mr. Twang, Ravish? Oh, save my Honour— lead me to my Bed-Chamber, where if they dare venture to come, they come upon their Peril.
Twang leads her out. Sir Morgan goes to Teresia.
Sir Mer.
Old Fellow, do'st hear? Sir Pandarus of Troy, deliver me my Cresida, de see, peaceably, or I am resolved to be••r her off Vi & Armis.
La Blun.
Sweet Nephew, retire, we are just upon making your Peace.
Sir Mer.
Ha— Old Queen Gwiniver, without her Ruff on? —
Sir Merlin takes hold of her to bear her off; she cries out: Sir Rowland draws upon him. As they are going to Fight, Enter George.
Geo.
Is there a man in Nature's Race so vile, dares lift a guilty Hand against his Father?
Sir Mer.
Father me no Fathers; I fight for Teresia, my Lawfully begotten Spouse.
Geo.
That I once call'd you Brother, saves your Life; therefore resign your Sword here at his Reverend Feet.
Sir Mer.
Sirrah; you lye, Sirrah —
Geo.
There, drag away this Brute.
Disarms him. To the Footman.
Sir Mer.
Rogues, Dogs, bring Mrs. Teresia along with you.