Scena Prima.
Enter Leon, and Mallfort.
Mal.
AND as I told you, Sir.
Leon.
I understand you,
Clarinda's still perverse.
Mal.
She's worse, obdurate,
Flinty, relentless, my love-passions jeer'd at,
My Presents scorn'd.
Leon.
'Tis strange a waiting woman,
In her condition apt to yield, should hold out
A man of your place, reverend Beard and shape,
Besieging her.
Mal.
You might add too my wealth,
Which she contemns, five hundred Crowns per annum,
For which I have ventur'd hard, my Conscience knows it,
Not thought upon, though offer'd for a Joynture;
This Chain which my Lords Pesants worship, flouted;
My solemn hums and ha's, the servants quake at,
No Rhetorick with her; every hour she hangs out
Some new Flag of defiance to torment me;
Last Lent, my Lady call'd me her Poor John,
But now I am grown a walking Skeleton,
You may see through, and through me.
Leon.
Indeed you are much faln away.
Mal.
I am a kind of nothing,
As she hath made me; Love's a terrible Clyster,
And if some Cordial of her favours help not,
I shall like an Italian, dye backward,
And breathe my last the wrong way.
Leon.
As I live, you have my pity; but this is cold comfort,
And in a friend lip-physick; and now I think on't,
I should do more, and will, so you deny not