Scena Prima.
MOst certain 'tis her hands that hold him up, and her sister relieves Frank.
I am glad to hear it: but wherefore do they not pursue this fortune to some fair end?
The women are too craftie, Valentine too coy, and Frank too bashfull, had any wise man hold of such a blessing, they would strike it out o'th' slint but they would form it.
The Widow sure, why does she stir so early?
'Tis strange, I cannot force him to understand me, and make a benefit of what I would bring him: tell my sister I'le use my devotions at home this morning, she may if she please go to Church.
Hey ho.
And do you wait upon her with a torch Sir.
Hey ho.
You lazie Knave.
Here is such a tinkle tanklings that we can ne're lie quiet, and sleep our prayers out. Ralph, pray emptie my right shooe that you made your Chamber pot, and burn a little Rosemarie in't, I must wait upon my Lady. This mor∣ning Prayer has brought me into a consumption, I have no∣thing left but flesh and bones about me.
You drousie slave, nothing but sleep and swilling?
Had you been bitten with Bandog sleas, as I have been, and haunted with the night Mare.
With an Ale-pot.
You would have little list to morning Prayers, pray take my fellow Ralph, he has a Psalm Book, I am an ingrum man.
Get you ready quickly, and when she is ready wait upon her handsomely; no more, be gone.
If I do snore my part out —
Now to our purposes.
Good morrow, Madam.
Good morrow, Gentlemen.
Good joy and fortune.
These are good things, and worth my thanks, thank you Sir.
Much joy I hope you'l find, we came to grat•••••• your new knit marriage-band.
How?
He's a Gentleman, although he be my kinsm•••• my fair Niece.
Niece, Sir?
Yes Lady, now I may say so, 'tis no shame to yo•• say a Gentleman, and winking at some light fancies, w•••••••• you most happily may affect him for, as bravely carried, a nobly bred and managed.
What's all this? I understand you not, what Nie•••• what marriage-knot?
I'le tell plainly, you are my Niece, and Valentine the Gentleman has made you so by marriage.
Marriage?
Yes Lady, and 'twas a noble and vertuous part, t•• take a falling man to your protection, and buoy him up a¦gain to all his glories.
The men are mad.
What though he wanted these outward thing•• that flie away like shadows, was not his mind a full or and a brave one? You have wealth enough to give h•••• gloss and outside, and he wit enough to give way to love a Lady.
I ever thought he would do well.
Nay, I knew how ever he wheel'd about 〈◊〉〈◊〉 a loose Cabine, he would charge home at length, like a brave Gentleman; Heavens blessing o' your heart Lady, we are so bound to honour you, in all your service 〈◊〉〈◊〉 devoted to you.
Do not look so strange Widow, it must be know•• better a general joy; no stirring here yet, come, come, 〈◊〉〈◊〉 cannot hide 'em.
Pray be not impudent, these are the finest toyes, be like I am married then?
You are in a miserable estate in the worlds account else, I would not for your wealth it come to doubting.
And I am great with child?
No, great they say not, but 'tis a full opinion you•• with child, and great joy among the Gentlemen, your hu••∣band hath bestirred himself fairly.
Alas, we know his private hours of entrance, h•••• long, and when he stayed, could name the bed too, where i•• paid down his first-fruits.
I shall believe anon.
And we consider for some private reasons, you work have it private, yet take your own pleasure; and so good morrow, my best Niece, my sweetest.
No, no, pray stay.
I know you would be with him, love him, and love him well.
You'l find him noble, this may beget —
It must needs work upon her.
These are fine bobs i'faith, married, and with ch•• too! how long has this been, I trow? they seem grave fel¦lows, they should not come to slout; married, and bedded the world takes notice too! where lies this May game? I could be vext extreamly now, and rail too, but 'tis to 〈◊〉〈◊〉 end, though I itch a little, must I be scratcht I know not bo•• who waits there?
Madam.
Make ready my Coach quickly, and wait you only and hark you Sir, be secret and speedy, inquire out w•••••• he lies.
I shall do it, Madam.
Married, and got with child in a dream 〈◊〉〈◊〉 fine i'saith, sure he that did this, would do better wa••••••••