The virtuoso A comedy, acted at the Duke's Theatre. Written by Thomas Shadwell. Licensed May 31. 1676. Roger L'Estrange.

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The virtuoso A comedy, acted at the Duke's Theatre. Written by Thomas Shadwell. Licensed May 31. 1676. Roger L'Estrange.
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Shadwell, Thomas, 1642?-1692.
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London :: printed by T.N. for Henry Herringman, at the Anchor in the Lower Walk of the New Exchange,
1676.
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The SCENE the Street, a great Rabble of People together, and Snarl, &c.

Snarl.

What ever they say, this Sir Nicholas, and one Sir For∣mal that's with him, invented the Engine-loom, to the confusion of Ribbon-weavers. I shall be sufficiently reveng'd on the Rogues now.

[aside.
1. Weav.

O Villains! we'll maul 'em. Are these the tricks of a Vertoso? have they studi'd these fourteen years for this?

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Snarl.

Yes, for much less. The truth is, 'tis a burning sham•…•… that poor men shou•…•…d be ruin'd by such Fellows, in sadness 'tis—

2. Weav.

I never thought these Vertoso's wou'd do any thing but mischief, for my part.

3. Weav.

Where are the Rogues? Come out of your Den.

All.

Come ou•…•…! where are the Vertoso's here?

1. Weav.

Break open the house. Open the doo,, or we'll demolish—

Porter within.

What wou'd you have? stand off?

1. Weav.

What wou'd you have, you S•…•…n of a Whore; the Engine, and the Rogues that invented it.

Porter within.

Here's no Engine, no Rogues, nor Inventers neither—

Enter Sir Formal.
Sir Form.

Now will I try my Eloquence. Come, Gentlemen, What is it you wou'd have? What is the fountain of your dis∣contents? now for the power of Oratory! Come, come, come—

1. Weav.

Here's one of the Rascals, take him amongst you.

Sir Form.

Why, Gentlemen.

2. Weav.

Tear him in pieces.

Sir Form.

I say, Gentlemen—

3. Weav.

Cut off his ears.

1. Weav.

Take him and hang him upon the next Sign▪

Sir F•…•…rm.

I beseech you.

All.

Ay, hang him up quickly.

Sir Form.

Hold! hold! shall I not speak?

2. W•…•…av.

Yes, if you can after you are hang'd.

Sir Form.

Why, Gentlemen, I am of your side. If you com∣mit this rash outrage, you will be soundly punish'd upon a Quare •…•…remuerunt G•…•…ntes

So•…•…e.

Let him speak.

Others.

No, he shall not speak; hang him—

1. Weav.

Hold, Neig•…•…bours and Friends, let's hear him; he•…•… may perhaps discover something of this business.

All.

Let him speak—

Sir Form.

By what occasion or accident this unheard of Tor∣rent of tempestuous-rage was thus in•…•…lam'd, •…•… very much ignore. But let it •…•…ot be said that Englishmen, good common-wealth's men, and sober discreet Ribbon-weavers, should be thus hurri'd

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by the rapid force of the too dangerous Whirlwind, or Hurri∣cane of passion.

1. W•…•…av

He speaks notably.

2. Weav.

He's a well-spoken man truly—

Sir Form.

Of p•…•…ssion, I s•…•…y, which with its sudden and, alas! too violent circumgyrations, does too often shipwrack those that are agitated by it, while it turns them into such giddy confusi∣on, that they can no longer trim the Sails of Reason, or steer by the Compass of Judgment.

1. •…•…Veav.

His Tongue's well hung, but I know not what he means by all this stuff.

Sir Form.

I say, Gentlemen.

2. VVeav.

Pox on you, •…•…ou shall say no more. What's this to the invention of the Loom?

3. VVeav.

This is one of the Inventers, hang him. Where's t'other? break open the house

Enter Sir Nichola•…•…, Bruce, and Longvil above.
Sir Form.

Do but hear me?

1. VVeav.

No, Rascal, we will not hear you.

[Th•…•…y beat him, kick him, and fling Oranges at him.
Sir Form.

All this I can bear, if you will but hear me, Gen∣tlemen—I am a person—

2. VVeav.

A person, a Rogue, a Villain! a damn'd Vertoso! A perso•…•…!

Sir Form.

I say, Gentlemen, I am a person—

1. VVeav.

Pox on you—we'll use you like a Dog—Sir—

Sir Form.

Quousque tandem efsrenata jactabit audacia.

This is a barbarity which Scythians would blush at.

1. VVeav.

Scythians! What a pox does he call us names? take him, and hang him up.

Sir Nic.

I see Sir Formal's Oratory cannot prevail; What shall I do?

•…•…. VVeav.

O there he is. Come down, or we'll fetch you down, and your Engine too.

Longv.

Nay, then 'tis time to sally out—

Bruce.

Give us Pistols, quickly—

Sir Nic.

Hear me, Gentlemen, I never invented an Engine in my life; as gad shall sa' me you do me wrong. I never invent•…•…d so much as an Engine to pair Cream▪ cheese with. We Ver∣tuoso's

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〈◊〉〈◊〉 find out any thing of use, 'tis not our way.

1. VVeav.

Hang your way. You are a damn'd lying Verto∣so. Break open the door quickly—

Enter Longvil and Bruce below with Pistols, Servants.
Bruce.

Where are these Dogs?

[Discharge their Pistols, all run out.
Sir Form.

Murder! murder!

[Falls down.
Enter Sir Nicholas creeping out with a Blunderbus.
Sir Nic.

Where are these Rogues?

Long.

Sirra, go and call the Guard, least they should rally again.

Bruc•…•….

Sir Formal is shot, and all the Rabble is escap'd u•…•…hurt.

Sir Nic.

O my Friend! Sir Formal! Sir Formal!

Sir Formal.

I am alive, Sir Nicholas, but surely I •…•…m shot.

Sir Nic.

Let's search—Here is no hole in your cloaths.

Sir Form.

Hum—I find no blood. Truly I did opine that I was shot—but I am exceedingly beaten and bruised, Though there be no discretion, I have suffered much confusion.

Sir Nic.

I see your Oratory could not prevail.

Sir Form.

No, no, these Barbarians understand not Eloquence. I must go in, and discover this disorder—

[Exit Sir Form.
Bruce.

Let's take this opportunity to get rid of the Vertuo∣so, and go to the Masquerade.

Footm.

Sir, the Guard was coming to suppress the tumult ere I went; they seiz'd some of the Mutineers, and dispers'd the rest.

Long.

Now we are safe, Sir. We humbly take our leaves till to morrow—

[Exit▪ Longvil and Bruce.
Sir Nic.

Gentlemen, your humble Servant;

Where are my Wife and Nieces?

Porter.

They are gone abroad, Sir.

Sir Nic▪

At this time o' night? Did they go together?

Port.

No, Sir, my Lady went alo•…•…e▪

Sir Nic.

And did you let my Nieces go out, Villain, without your Lady?

Port.

Sir Formal carried them out.

Sir Nic.

'Death! what design is this? they are gone to the Masquerade: My Wif•…•… alone too! I like not this▪ The story in German-•…•…treet was very suspi•…•…ious. I shall find out •…•…hese practi∣ses.

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