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Act IIII. Scene IIII.
O Here's the water come: fetch glasses, page.
Heart of my body, here's a coile indeed, with your iea∣lous humours. Nothing but whore, and bitch, and all the vil∣lanous swaggering names you can thinke on? S'lid, take your bottle, and put it in your guts for me, I'le see you poxt ere I follow you any longer.
Nay, good punke, sweete rascall; dam' mee, if I am iea∣lous now.
That's true indeede: pray let's goe.
What's the matter, there?
S'light, he has mee vpon intergatories, (nay, my mother shall know how you vse me) where I haue beene? and, why I should stay so long? and, how ist possible? and withall, calls me at his pleasure, I know not how many cockatrices, and things.
In truth and sadnesse, these are no good epitaphs, ANAIDES, to bestow vpon any gentlewoman; and (Ile ensure you) if I had knowne you would haue dealt thus with my daughter, she should neuer haue fan∣cied you so deeply, as shee has done. Goe too.
Why, doe you heare, mother MORIA. Heart!
Nay, I pray you, sir, doe not sweare.
Sweare? why? S'lood, I haue sworne afore now, I hope. Both you and your daughter mistake me. I haue not honor'd ARETE, that is held the worthiest ladie in court (next to CYNTHIA) with halfe that ob∣seruance, and respect, as I haue done her in priuate, howsoeuer outward∣ly I haue carried my selfe carelesse, and negligent. Come, you are a foo∣lish, punke, and know not when you are well imploi'd. Kisse me, come on. Doe it, I say.
Nay, indeed I must confesse, shee is apt to misprision. But I must haue you leaue it, minion.
How now, ASOTVS? how do's the ladie?
Faith, ill. I haue left my page with her, at her lodging.
O, here's the rarest water that euer was tasted: fill him some.
What! has my master a new page?
Yes, a kinsman of the ladie MORIAS: you must waite better now, or you are casheer'd, PROSAITES.
Come, gallants, you must pardon my foolish humour: when I am angrie, that any thing crosses mee, I grow impatient straight. Here, I drinke to you.
O, that we had fiue, or sixe bottles more of this liquor.