The French-man & the Baker's wife.
A Frenchman not long since took a Lodging ne∣ar a Baker, who though poor, yet very rich in having so handsom a Woman to his Wife, and was never blemisht in her reputation by any light deportment. This Frenchman presently had her in his Eye, and courted her importunitely, and ex∣pensively, but to no purpose; Treats proving in∣effectnal, he offered her Fifty Guinney's if she would permit him to lye with her all night, she refused it, but privately told her Husband what Monsieur had offered her, and upon what account; the Baker scratcht his head not knowing what to do; Poverty perswaded on the one side, and love hindred on the other from acceping this proffer; at length said he, dearest, there is a way to be thought on to save thy chastity, and yet we will have his money, and that is thus: I will pretend to go out of Town such a day, then do you upon the condition aforesaid promise Monsieur his satisfaction the night following, in the mean time, you know Tow—the Cobler, a stout fellow, him will I engage with five pounds to assist me, we will have each of us a good broad Sword, and thus armed we will creep underneath your Bed, and when the French-man hath paid you the Gold (which you must have first) and he is just going to bed we will crawl out and surprise him. It was generally agreed, and Monsieur had notice of