Versatile ingenium, The Wittie companion, or Jests of all sorts. From citie and countrie, court and universitie. : With an account of the life of the laughing philosopher Democritus of Abder̀a. / By Democritus Junior.

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Title: Versatile ingenium, The Wittie companion, or Jests of all sorts. From citie and countrie, court and universitie. : With an account of the life of the laughing philosopher Democritus of Abder̀a. / By Democritus Junior.
Author: Burton, Robert, 1577-1640.
Publication: Amsterdam, :: Printed by Stephen Swart, at the crowned Bible, near the Exchange.,; Anno 1679.
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Subject terms: Democritus.; English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800.
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A Countrey man haveing never seen a Ship, came to the Custom-house-key; where seeing so manie wonders, he chanced to ask a dutchman what that was called, pointing to a great Ship; ich queet neet; and what do you call that, said he, point∣ing to a less: ich queet neet, said he again (that is, I understand not) hey day, said the Countrey fel∣low, are there great Queet neets, and little Queet neets too? Being afterwards informed it was called a Ship; he ask'd how old it was? It is two years old said one, How, said the fellow, and so big already? Lord what a huge mastie thing it will be by that time it is as old as I am.