Versatile ingenium, The Wittie companion, or Jests of all sorts. From citie and countrie, court and universitie. : With an account of the life of the laughing philosopher Democritus of Abder̀a. / By Democritus Junior.

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Versatile ingenium, The Wittie companion, or Jests of all sorts. From citie and countrie, court and universitie. : With an account of the life of the laughing philosopher Democritus of Abder̀a. / By Democritus Junior.
Author
Burton, Robert, 1577-1640.
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Amsterdam, :: Printed by Stephen Swart, at the crowned Bible, near the Exchange.,
Anno 1679.
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Democritus.
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800.
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A Gentleman pretending to have a great de∣sire to marry, ask'd advice of a friend concerning so weighty a matter; a mad Hec. of the Town hea∣ring thereof, sent him these lines, I know not whether designedly to divert him from marriage, or to shew his own (Ala Mode) aversion to it.

Out of stark love and errant devotion, Of Marriage, I'll give you this galloping notion. 'Tis bane of all business, the end of all pleasure, Consumption of youth, wit, virtue, and treasure. 'Tis the Rack of our thoughts, Night-mare of our Sleeps, That calls us to work before the day peeps; Commands to make brick without stuble or straw, For a C... hath no sense, nor conscience, or law. If you must be for flesh, take the way that is no∣ble, In a generous wench there is nothing of trouble. You come on, you go off, say, do what you please,

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And the worst you can fear is but a disease, And diseases you know may hope for a cure, But the pain of being married who can it endure.
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